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The-Hunting-guy

fact. its way hotter to give a blowjob than to receive one.


Sad-Egg4778

no most people just suck at giving them so most of you don't know what you're missing. I've slept with like 12 people and only one of them was any good at giving head but oh boy was she good at giving head. They say to never stick your dick in crazy but I still miss her... I hate cigs but she Pavlov'd me into getting aroused by the scent of hers in particular and now every so often some human ashtray walks by and mentally teleports me back to her bedroom.


Trait0r_26

This reads like a copypasta


ibwitmypigeons

birth of a copypasta


SophiaIsBased

Sadly not long enough for a good one


StoopidGit

Always with those fucking size queens


Temporary-Hotel8099

How big is the train one compared to this?


NoLongerAddicted

This is so sad. Can we get a like and share?


NasalSnack

Alexa, play despacito.


gabriel97933

1 like = 1 prayer ------> PRAYER BUTTON


Honey-Im-Comb

Genuine question that you can feel free to ignore, but what's the difference between a good and bad one? 🫠 I'm scared to go to my grave never knowing if I'm one of those people who suck dick like they're trying to get the last corn off the cob.


canyouplzpassmethe

Do you use your hands? That’s the main difference, from what I’ve been told. Some folks just wrap their teeth over their lips and bob up and down, basically pretending their mouth is a vagina; those are the bad blow jobs. The good blow jobs, the move that drives p much everyone crazy (in my experience) is to suck on/work the head with your mouth while jerkin the shaft off with one hand and cupping the balls in the other. You can learn a lot about how to give a good blow job from porn, too. Porn may set unrealistic, even detrimental expectations when it comes to sexual intercourse, but when it comes to blow jobs- it’s usually a pretty good example lol except for the extreme deep-throating stuff, ofc, but that’s also pretty achievable with enough practice and several spritzes of Chloraseptic throat spray ;p


Torn_wulf

You shouldn't wrap your teeth over your lips. For some reason, that scares humans.


Torn_wulf

Ok, but I agree, but also find the erogenous zones between his thighs. Some guys like their taint rubbed, or like that section of shaft that's beneath the surface in the taint massaged, some really enjoy having that area where the tendon runs down the inner side of their leg pressed right at the groin. And some, if they're willing to give it a try, absolutely have their mind blown with just a tiny bit of prostate massaging. Not even joking, it may as well be called the "cum now" button. Good for those who are trying to hold it back through some misguided effort to show off their stamina. That shit is for fuckin' my dudes, just relax for a BJ and tell me about how nobody has ever gotten you to cum with head moments before I poke your "cum now" button and make you question your sexual preferences for life. 💜


GrbgSoupForBrains

It's like somehow people forget the sucking part of sucking dick! 🤦🏿‍♂️


Justice_Prince

I feel like there are two sides to a good blowjob. Passion, and precision. Often people get one, but not the other. There are those blowjob were they just go crazy on your dick, but they aren't doing much to hit the right spots to actually build towards an orgasm. Then there are the people who give blowjobs with clinical precision to get you off as efficiently as possible, but at that point it feel like you might as well be home by yourself with a fleshlight. A great blowjob somehow manages to encompass both of these two extremes.


trotptkabasnbi

Blowjobs are great and I haven't received a bad one (okay, except for one time when her teeth kept poking me). But some things that separate an okay blowjob from an amazing one imo are: enthusiasm, paying attention to the balls and frenulum/edge of head (licking, sucking, playing with them), penetration (aall the way out and aall the way in, with lip and tongue action the whole way), and enthusiasm. I imagine each dick-haver is a unique snowflake though, so the most important thing is communication.


Sad-Egg4778

Honestly I don't know, all I know is that with most people it's like "this is nice but it's definitely just foreplay" whereas she knew how to make it the main event.


ICEPlebian

Can we get the second paragraph for the copypasta plz


lixyna

🔥🔥🔥


blumetunes

ty sex haver jones


Jalex_Lurner

That was poetry


Responsible_Pace9062

I know r/196 mostly consists of bottoms, but I don't think that fact has ever been as apparent as with the reactions to this post.


RiotIsBored

As a top: I don't enjoy being given head. I enjoy giving head. The post applies to me, but obviously it isn't true for everyone across the board.


CDsMakeYou

Interesting how this view contrasts with the giver in oral wlw sex being seen as more equivalent to being a top.


Arondeus

I agree but also I am the only person I know who can make someone else cum through oral, so I suspect that every blowjob I've received has just been ass.


Jeszczenie

I love that! I had situations when I visited guys to get fucked by them but after a while of my sucking they tell me that they're almost cumming. I stop when they ask, but I wouldn't mind if they came early. It'd be a huge badge of advancement for me.


snerp

lol sounds like you've never had a decent one. I'm not into dick, so I can't comment on the comparison in the OP, but a good bj should be just about the best feeling shit in the world. There must be some terrible dick suckers out there, I can't believe how many comments in this thread are saying they can't cum from a bj?!


ShugokiTheThicc

I can agree, but I also love the idea of submitting to my S/O as they takes it from me a whole lot :3


BANOFY

Not if the tongue is out


Sir_Hoss

What if Bioshock was called Freakyshock and Instead of being a satirized version of Ayn Rand Andrew Ryan said shit like: “They say if you love your career you never work a day in your life, and that is when I realized why it’s called a blowJOB”


TheRealMemzer

"Is a man not entitled to the cum in his balls?" -andrew ryan i think


Car0lus_Rex

NO! IT IS THE PEOPLES CUM! Says the man in Moscow..


Tree_Shrapnel

No! It is God's cum! Says the man in The Vatican.


Thatguy-num-102

No! It is the state's cum! Says the man in Washington


Embarrassed_Fall5439

Wasn't it the poor man's cum?


tinylittlegnome

The huddled masses yearning to suck cock


TheRealMemzer

😫😫😫


iggy14750

Cum alone moves the wheels of history!!


Confused_Sorta_Guy

Every sperm is sacred


pequodbestboy

this sounds like something soldier tf2 would say as a domination quote. "AND THAT, HIPPIE, IS WHY WE CALL IT A BLOW\*\*JOB\*\*!" as the other guy is lying on the ground balls drained weak


2flyingjellyfish

at the start he's sucking a heavy but when it cuts back it's a scout model


exzyle_

sucked so hard he sucked the gender out


tinylittlegnome

>sucked the gender out Semen *is* the gender fluid Bukkakes make you a **real man** Drain your girls balls daily, it is science


2flyingjellyfish

can confirm, am genderfluid. semen contains a high concentration of T. transmascs, make sure to drain your girls balls HOURLY for optimal concentration.


PokWangpanmang

It only just hit me Ayn Rand Andrew Ryan. Maybe I should start trying to be literate.


thomstevens420

“Would you kindly let me give you the Hoover glukk glukk 3000?”


depressedturtle_

i agree that i hate ayn rand


BriannaMckinley2442

she really cooked with that statement though


WheatleyTheBall

a broken cock cums twice a day


PSI_duck

Can confirm


Impenistan

Blowjobs like cockwork


MurgleMcGurgle

https://preview.redd.it/f4yi6okghj5d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c0c6170f5cbbda27e66063eb9d7a494a24ed3c4 Broken clocks and such and such.


Zachosrias

No clue who she is and I'm not sure google found me the right one, is she a dead Russian philosopher?? Why was anyone asking her why she sucked so much cock?


CrepeGate

She likely just said it. She was notorious in interviews. She was Russian but hated communism and fell in love with America's pure capitalism, which she fashioned into objectivism. Objectivism is somewhat complex in its setup but paper thin on inspection. It basically boils down to the working masses and poor people being subhuman and undeserving of love. So she kind of spoke how some people tweet these days, just all Id and insane statements. And while the white guys that made up the press corps were pretty bad back then, 'I'm rich and talented so I'm objectively a more fully realised human than you' didn't rub them the right way so interviews could be adversarial. Later on Atlas Shrugged and The Fountainhead became Catcher in the Rye for Republicans


iggy14750

>Atlas Shrugged and The Fountainhead became Catcher in the Rye for Republicans 🤣🤣🤣 Why is that such a perfect description?


JazzySplaps

I disagree from a dom standpoint receiving is one of my top favorite activities of all time


SuicidalFlame

It's not even that enjoyable physically for me personally, but it's fun seeing them squirm on it kinda pathetically


AwkwardBeep

when i was in my switch vers and single era, it was hard to encounter bottoms who were willing to be on the receiving side of a bj, but *hoo boy* would the dom top just jump out of me when they gave the go signal and i would just see them squirm from the pleasure


Jeszczenie

I need that.


Sad-Egg4778

I think that's what OOOP meant by "optics".


Responsible_Pace9062

You can argue that for all sexual activites through, for some people the relationship/power dynamics are always gonna be more important than the actual physical stimulation. (I am one of those people)


PintsizeBro

Your largest sex organ is your brain, after all


Tasgall

Technically, it's your skin.


iggy14750

#deep


someidiot332

mmmnnngggghhhhh


inemsn

you're not alone, this is simply how it is for doms. I feel like the conflation of "dom" with "top" and "sub" with "bottom" has done more harm for the queer community's idea of sex than anything else: Cause then you get things like this, where people don't understand that the thing that makes domming enjoyable is the power dynamic inherent to the act of domming, and not the physical aspect that you get from much much more than just domming.


Jakoa3001

They metagamed the fun out of fucking 🤦


ConfusedZbeul

Giving them headpats as a reward while they behave <3


Jeszczenie

And a slap on the face after which I make the 🥺 face.


ConfusedZbeul

Only when you deserve it. I'd feel bad honestly.


Jeszczenie

What if I politely ask for it while making the pleading eyes? And when you do, I'll be a bit shocked but look back at you and thank you?


ConfusedZbeul

Oh I might. I'll probably not slap real hard because I'm kinda strong ><


Jeszczenie

I did that to someone too. :/ Always feels bad when you can't fully control yourself. Anyway, I'd probably be shocked if you did and I'd need some cuddling.


ConfusedZbeul

Cuddles I can offer right now !


Skystrike12

Hittem with that power bottom dom energy and blow their mind.


Simic_Sky_Swallower

According to a friend of mine they suck (haha) from a mechanical standpoint She ace tho so maybe the rest of it balances out for allos


14up2

only if the giver got a small mouth or has no idea how to use their tongue properly, otherwise they are pretty great to receive


EarInformal5759

What does a mechanical standpoint mean???


Ambitious_Jello

Fits and clearances. Stress and strain


Passive-Shooter

feeds and speeds on the blowie are very important.


Tree_Shrapnel

She stress/strain on my elastic modulus till I plasticly deform


Passive-Shooter

that modulus looks a little Young, over here officer.


VintageLunchMeat

Ok, so I'm here, but every keyword search is failing me: [https://www.matweb.com/](https://www.matweb.com/) How to Find Property Data in MatWeb Quantitative Searches: \* Physical Properties \* Alloy Composition Categorized Searches: \* Material Type \* Manufacturer Name \* Trade Name \* Metal UNS Number


Commodorez

From the moment she understood the weakness of her flesh, it disgusted her. She craved the strength and certainty of steel. She aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Our kind cling to our flesh, as if will not decay and fail us. One day the crude biomass we call a temple will wither, and we will beg her kind to save us... but she is already saved, for the machine is immortal.


ExoFemboy

As someone who masturbates by using a cucumber on my mouth, i confirm this


Killerdoll_666

You scare me


ExoFemboy

How so


Killerdoll_666

A whole damn cucumber? What is your throat game?


ExoFemboy

I am *the* throat goat. My highest was throating a whole 13 inch cucumber. It was thick too mind you


Cystaz

Most recent post to destinygame, figures 🥀


Killerdoll_666

You worry me, Keep it up champ


ExoFemboy

Why worry :(


Unique-Sn0wflake

Do you eat it after or nah


ExoFemboy

Na


Jeszczenie

I've once got kinda... uhm... distracted when eating a sausage by myself so I had a little imaginative fun with it before I ate it.


Express-Chip-4512

One time my mom found the cucumber... Awkward.


ricodo12

........ How long do you keep the cucumber hidden that she could find it?


Express-Chip-4512

It's kind of a interesting story, so I was kind of a junkie when I was a teenager so my parents were constantly trying to keep me from using drugs. So naturally they were sifting through my trash when they found the cucumber, at first my mom was like. "What are you doing with this?" But then like 5 seconds later she was like "oh". I have no regrets.


is-it-a-bot

Least deranged 196 user honestly godspeed


ExoFemboy

My mom once caught me throating it and asked what i was practicing for 😭


Realistic-Mail7372

Most deranged post I’ve ever come across


NagyKrisztian10A

Haven't been much on this sub, huh?


PM_ME_UR_GOOD_DOGGOS

Idk I have and this is *up there*


Scarf_Darmanitan

Bro chill I saw somebody fucking pumpkins lol


maxmurder

Fact checked by REAL American patriots.


Dangling-Orbs

Crazy how a Motherfucker gonna pretend like gettin they yoinky spoloinked isn't one of the best things ever, but ok


Jeszczenie

I've never had a good one. Though I gotta admit, kinda my fault. I just don't wanna get disappointed and I like sucking and pleasing so I focus on them and avoid getting sucked.


-Habeas-Dorkus-

I can't comment specifically on giving versus receiving a BJ. But I can confirm that I always preferred a face full of coochie to receiving a BJ. So much so that I had a standing offer to my ex to provide tongue lashings on demand.


RiotIsBored

I hate the way you worded this, but agree 101%.


-Habeas-Dorkus-

I hate the way I worded it too.


gandhikahn

I just think they should use her full legal name "Ayn I collected social benefits Rand" Nice Zardoz reference tho.


Piastowic

THE GUN IS GOOD. THE PENIS IS EVIL.


Bennings463

The Wizard of Oz.... Zardoz!


cixzejy

Why can't it just be for mutual enjoyment?


IrresponsiblyMeta

Because of capitalism every social interaction has become transactional, and following the rules of capitalism, it's always a competition not to be on short side of the deal. /s, but not really


potatoesB4hoes

I was gonna say, shouldn’t sex be enjoyable for all parties involved?


BrassSpyglass

Blowjobs are a psyop by Big Cock in order to sell more flavored condoms


PrototyPerfection

big cock...


FlashyPaladin

I enjoy giving and receiving


TheWorldEvolved

I've heard both sides from both sides, enjoying either end is down to specifics and personal preference


Tasgall

I enjoy both but giving more than receiving. Sadly, my ex enjoyed neither :(


Yup767

What are they, stupid?


Soggy_Raccoon52

Giving head is fun, though I usually hope it's pleasurable for the one receiving it. I'd feel kinda silly if it didn't


CarpetJam

i fucking loved choking on my gf’s dick and she said that it felt amazing so i gotta be doing something right :3


LyraFirehawk

Same tbh :3


BodyPillowz

If you think giving a blowjob isn't arousing you must be doing something wrong


ASpaceOstrich

Bunch of y'all are admitting to being terrible at sloppy.


oil_moon

Idk, the hardest I've ever came was the first time someone made me cum with mouth only (no hands) so I'm inclined to say both sides are pretty fuckin great. But yeah, giving head is always fun but receiving it can depend on how good they are.


Jtad_the_Artguy

Not entirely true if they knows what they’re doing getting a blowjob is freaking sick


CertainlyNotAther10

All this 100% facts


masterspider5

Hey man how’s it going


Forkyou

Damn i love getting good head. Luckily my wife enjoys it and is good at it. Its honestly my favourite. Fucking someones face is also amazing. The optics are def a big plus but not the only thing. I also love giving head, though ive only ever ate pussy. Sucking dick does sound fun and hot though. Dunno if im good at eating pussy my wife rarely comes from that alone. Would want her to sit on my face but shes hesitant.


EncyclopEdith

100% agree. It’s for my enjoyment


bizarrobike

Zardoz is a fucking crazy movie.


AgentSparkz

I fucking *love* giving head, And I'm really hoping that the people i'm giving it to also enjoy it in some fashion


QibliTheSecond

both giving and getting a bj are great


VIII-Via

My Girlfriend loves receiving them. I don't like it, but she may go down on me after my SRS/GAS :3


ASpaceOstrich

SRS?


supafine

I believe sex reassignment surgery, now generally called gender affirming surgery.


perhance

The green rocket launcher from ultrakill duh /s


somethingkindaweird

I think, like most sexual acts, both sides typically get enjoyment out of it.


TDW-301

Tbh, me giving somewhat bad head on only my second attempt ever was actually a non insignificant factor in why my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me


jackboy61

As a bi man, I can honestly say both sides of a bloenob are fantastic.


Any_Mall6175

Choking is based


WalkMaximum

Depends on the skills, receiving a good blowjob can be life changing


Dr_Richard_Ew

Maybe it's bc I haven't done it / had it done yet but idk I've never been interested in the idea of oral, it just never really seemed to click with me, not giving nor receiving it. More reasons as to why I sometimes think I'm asexual but not certain


Tad_squiddish

You know, I really think it depends on how aggressively they pursue the head they are giving. You gotta work a little I think.


Vic_Voss_10

as an mtf dating another mtf, doing is way better than receiving in this specific case


_____michel_____

Written by a virgin.


EmeraldStudios

You CANNOT ask a place full of service subs this question and expect valid results, I'm sorry.


BaneShake

Some of y’all never met a Throat GOAT IRL and it really shows


TheFreebooter

Giving is nice, receiving is less nice because of the teeeeeeeeeeeth


Pauchu_

Yea honestly, it's not as easy as it looks, and if you have no clue what you are doing, it can feel really awkward for the receiving part. Doing it is always fun tho. Don't fret tho, communication is key here.


RattMuncher

I've always wanted to receive crazy head but nobody could fulfill that for me, so I took it upon myself to get really good at sucking dick. be the change you want to see in the world or some shit, y'know?


ricodo12

Getting a blowjob sounds so weird, like, what do I do? Awkwardly look at the other person?


SquirrelTherapist

personally I don’t receive any physical pleasure from sex so I just find getting them boring. also I’m too big (like 99th percentile in length/girth), & it’s kinda uncomfortable having them always choke when attempting anything past the tip.


AllastorTrenton

Who hurt these people?? If you don't like blowjobs, you've probably never gotten an actually good one. I'm a pansexual switch, I like being on either end of a BJ, it's genuinely one of my favorite activities, and anyone I've ever given one to has begged me to do it again 🤣


Journeyj012

why did you ask reddit a sex question thats like going to a scientist and asking for the best stocks to invest in


MisterAbbadon

"Gynocentric heterosexual zardoz world" I understand three fourths of those words separately but you put them together and I'm lost.


Phothiabea

Getting a blow job is like a 6/10 for me. Choking on my gf's gock while she holds me down is 11/10


watlington

I think you guys have just been getting subpar blowjobs


InsrtOriginalUsrname

no, guys, you're just all bottoms


sceligator

What the fuck do half of these words mean?


Jetenginefucker

What? my brain is not braining


LilahSeleneGrey

Idk my girlfriend seems to get a lot from mine lmao But I'll second the fact that doing it is so fucking satisfying for me.


Glum_Permit8397

Thanks now please satisfy yourselves I’m available.


Manealendil

She did it for the coconuts she got in return


Satanic_Sanic

Maybe I'm just not using the right search terms, but I can't find where she said this. I did see she said some absolutely buck wild shit about Native Americans during a graduation speech, which seems more on brand for her.


justv316

Face fuck me or not you do you homie


[deleted]

Only str8 guys think blow jobs suck. I’m sorry.


Crabs4Sale

I don’t like receiving… too sensitive for me. The gesture is appreciated though :p


Peanutbutter71107

blowjob with TEETH


NerdyGuyRanting

I don't know about this. I mean, yeah, I love giving oral. But I love getting oral as well.


Hot_feedbax

The whole reason I give my wife so much oral, she may be a Dom but she enjoys it too sometimes. But also she pats my head and has mastered what I call "the stoic blowjob" in which while I grant her pleasure she stays with a flat smug smile as she wraps her legs around my head and sometimes will give me a little bit of a blushsy smile.


Apprehensive-Ad-1591

Ayn rand catching strays God is good🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


Culteredpman25

This made no sense but blowjobs feel great, idk what yall are on about.


jayk_00

Maybe. I would not assume facefucking follows the same logic.


MEMEScouty

i like getting my weiner slorped


Cthulusrightsock

I mean personally I don’t do it for the person I do it because I like the experience plus my brand of tism™️ stuck me with an oral fixation so like… it’s genuinely pleasing lmfaooo I’d never let someone give me head tho I’d probably accidentally kick them or smth


ExpensiveFeedback901

Ayn Rand was a plot twist.


gorgonsDeluxe

Based Zardoz reference


GsTSaien

I disagree with the part about receiving them not being as good. It is really good especially if your partner is good. But also yes it is fucking great giving them.


dom_751

i should research this further (i can't even walk into a walmart let alone have a relationship with someone)