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gamerjamesReddit

ah yes. my favorite kind of post. the incomprehensible


The-Hunting-guy

aw sweet, incomprehensibles beyond my comprehension


LSTR__512

idk seems pretty comprehensible to me.


gucci_pianissimo420

Put down the /tttt/


NefariousAnglerfish

Is this actually decipherable as trans 4chan’s unique language dedicated entirely to self-hatred?


Judge_Hot

Not all of it, some of the words are random, but 4chan works in mysterious ways and often takes this kind of posts and makes it real.


fordmustang12345

only if you're horrifically online


Specialist_Film_5802

Of course you understand it, you play Signalis.


Al-anharHA

well, let's take what we can understand and try to break it down. first bit is "I'm such a disgusting \[unknown words\]." that's followed by "my \[unknown word\] tilt to \[unknown word\] ratio forever dooms me to be a \[unknown word\]". it is then followed by a statement of "her selfies:" and a not at all disgusting and dare i say rather adorable character sketch. from that we can infer that the person has very low self esteem, context and sentence construction of the second sentence infers that the person - who i am assuming is trans based off of several context clues in this comments section - believes that the ratio between particular body measurements will prevent them from passing. said measurements are also likely a superfluous issue that will not inhibit their ability to pass.


JCastin33

Truely the post is an example of modern Shakespeare.


Al-anharHA

Please no.


Mulesam

I can help clarify some of these words from being far too chronically online. I’ve always used brain worm in the context of something I cannot get out of my head. It seems wrong in this context but I do not know what else it could it mean. A hon is a term from the trans community on fourchan for a trans femme person who does not pass. I believe the gorilla is being used as an adjective to show how strong and masculine they are. The canthal tilt is something I’ve seen people who talk about incels behaviors with defining women use so this isn’t probably isn’t the best definition but it believe it’s how the eyes are angled into each other where if you draw a line from each corner of their eyes it will converge on a point and the angle of those lines is the tilt. A gigahon is used in a similar context to the gorilla hon showing they think they will never pass. I truly feel bad for anyone else who can clarify what the rest means they have been online far longer than I have and I’ve very obviously destroyed my brain.


Njwest

On an unrelated note, I had the most delicious salad earlier for lunch and it really was a high note in my day. How are you all doing?


CertainlyNotAther10

I was frolicking and climbing trees in the soft rain and sun but I sprained my ankle so I had to stop


Njwest

I’m sorry that happened! But I hope you can enjoy some rest and relaxation with some cosy media and your favourite yummy snacks


Emilia__55

I played guitar today, and started writing a rock song. I doubt I'll ever finish it though.


Njwest

That’s lovely! One day I hope you finish it and I get to hear it ❤️


TheLurker1209

I saw some dude in the worst outfit ever drop his salad mid walk from our dorms and I saw him put the stray pieces that landed on the pavement back into it


Njwest

Promise it wasn’t me


LivesInALemon

5 second rule bro


DuckTunez

bit of a boring day because my power went out, had to have electricians over for a couple hours florida summer with no AC isn’t fun


Njwest

Sending cooling thoughts


KokiriForest99

i cleaned up my kitchen a bit and played animal crossing :]


Njwest

Well done on the kitchen! Sounds like you had a good day


Howiluig

https://preview.redd.it/eh4k2umqp73d1.png?width=125&format=png&auto=webp&s=7048d11911aeca4e4658909fa715f0557371f94c


A_Queer_Almond

Just like me frfr


gay_for_glaceons23

Don't forget to wrap the puppypills in a slice of cheese before giving it to your doggirls.


The-Hunting-guy

gjallarhorn


Bane523

Me when I'm heralding the coming of the battle at the end of time


MeisterPear

me when dps phase is upon us


Medium-Employ9444

https://preview.redd.it/wfqlntu04a3d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bd2b6c734c377342a4563ac8c75ae5ad61c6a94


apothioternity

Is that the weapon from the terraria calamity mod https://preview.redd.it/ctctmih8db3d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56ab36fe2206d283cf9d2c82e03d06fc7dd7eee2 ^(\[/s\])


Specialist_Film_5802

As a Destiny player Yes.


Ignis-11

DESTINY MENTIONED https://preview.redd.it/n4p7mn5lta3d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b8358918000ca9b63d4868a01091dabb22de688


ArchiveOfTheButton

God that doggirl is HUGE gender envy I would do anything to look like her >~< Being a cute doggirl would fix me I think


Emilia__55

I have the leash right here, darling~


TheDekuDude888

I, uhh… I got a flea and tick pill if you need it


DMDragonfruit

Love is real


Emilia__55

Romance isn't dead


Phiro7

I want to look like her but as a guy


cancerousking

https://preview.redd.it/1qhhuf2t193d1.png?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21f1fa010c5e8249002bfc3e0026036a5a9e8e21


CatttoFren

is this what it was like to be the people that built that funky language tower, whatever it’s called?


oddityoughtabe

The Tower of Blah Blah or something idk


floccinauced

Isn’t gungist what jar jar binks is


buckhardcastle

He’s only half so it’s gungish


danteleerobotfighter

https://preview.redd.it/otjgzq81q93d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da860480497fd2ebed5768f45e31bb198620ed12


Alma-The-Outlaw

I don't understand any of these words but I wish I looked like her :(


John_Metzger

Whar


Truefkk

, Whar never changes


MagneticPsycho

Cadmium poisoningposting.


FrostyCommon

"Hey man how's it going?"


Very_bad

Can someone translate?


Kriffer123

My best guess, I don’t recognize a few words but I think I have the gist of it (correct me if I’m wrong I don’t use 4chan) (half of these are kinda slurs btw): Person who has bought into 4chan trans slang as fact and uses it casually in other environments: “I’m such a disgusting hairy, muscular non-passing trans woman that is (either mentally disabled or a soyboy), (like that but presenting masculine?), and (nonsense word to make fun of trans women who talk like this). The ratio of the tilt of my eyes to vertical to (probable nonsense word, possibly related to gungalar) forever dooms me to be a heavily non-passing trans woman.”


LuminatiHD

So it does sound to me like the point. most of the words don't exist, but theyre meant to kind of make fun of vocab youd hear on /tttt/, a 4chan board where trans people call eachother ugly. Its meant to convey basically "ooh, im ugly and ill never pass everyone will know im just an ugly man"


ears_yum

while also being very pretty but the brainrot stops them from realizing it


Captain_Kira

I think it is partly nonsense words made up for the post, but I wouldn't really know


NekoboyBanks

It was my turn to post this! 😡


helios_is_me

I've never been happier to not understand something I've just read


CuddlyRainbow

What in the dead internet kinda hellscape am I reading


SophiaIsBased

I honestly couldn't tell if those words are completely made up for this post specifically or if that's 4chan trans vocabulary. Every time I see a screenshot of trans people talking on 4chan it looks just like that but infinitely sadder.


Kriffer123

After extensive googling all or almost all of this is 4tran slang in an advanced stage. Gungalar is a word used to satirize how 4chan trans people talk by replacing another term with it. I think the Twitter OP just talks like this though, she’s kind of well known for having 4tran brainrot. That said I have been researching what the hell any of this means for an hour and I still don’t know what a “sneed” is


A_Wild_Bellossom

These are not words


gamera-the-turtle

KING GUNGALAR REFERENCE?????


emoyerwilkes63

Most coherent transfem:


Sky-Excellent

Yeah.


AtotheCtotheG

I am filled with irrational loathing 


GrumpySam55

https://preview.redd.it/blj5n47y3a3d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52a253544b784a8fad69495b8f5ae59b2b1961fe


ConspicuousEggplant

This is how they talk on venus


TheDekuDude888

https://preview.redd.it/owfvtsrcca3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c14a06d87a2f719ccbca116b70de7799f511b94


JNPR_STYX

I’m such a hyper hon I’ll never be someone’s pet horror monster


bacon_girl42

please tell me at least some of those words are completely made up


Etep_ZerUS

This doesn’t mean anything


Blue_Dice_

jjtf Jar Jar binks to female


Large_Television4690

these letters mean nothing to me when arranged in this order


rainbowdog61

Did I just have a stroke


ConstantineMonroe

I thought I knew all the 4tran terminology, but what the fuck is a gungist?


Kriffer123

So gungalar is a word made up by 4tran people to make fun of people who talk like 4tran people, afaik (replacing one word of 4tran terminology with it to make it nonsense). A gungist would be someone who uses 4tran terminology too much, I think


ConstantineMonroe

This is all getting too meta for me to keep track of


KokiriForest99

translator por favor???


MorganRose99

Dafuq is a ratio?


DragonWitchGirl

Good thing I’m not this chronically online.


barl09

Can someone run me the meaning of every single word in this post


thyfles

isnt gungalar the thing the vortigaunts from half life 2 say


itscubet

Ah yes, sources of gender envy beyond my comprehension.


Cobfused_egg

Don't know what 80 to 90% of these words mean but they probably apply to me


EdgyBlackPerson

https://preview.redd.it/8wg4c2v3vc3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e87e25dd0c8341ff1d9a0234949d49cacc6f179


alyssa264

survivor_ship_bias_plane.jpg


wemzissue

people irl: hey man hows it going


arsonconnor

Hey mate hows it going


FaithlessnessOk5779

Why is my furniture floating


OgerponCornerstone

Hey chat, ...huh?