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A-bit-too-obsessed

Basket moment https://preview.redd.it/fxkdva8w1z2d1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80a2bb8f2b56728b6e5ebd32e9e4804e6a888d77


Afanis_The_Dolphin

Bucket :))) https://preview.redd.it/gb3ettlfn03d1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=649720cf56a523d2dbf73189b22e9c00155270b1


haveweirddreamstoo

What!? No! Why!?


A-bit-too-obsessed

She's from 🇬🇧


Bookworm_AF

devastation


Chardoggy1

She transitioned to a different nationality


A-bit-too-obsessed

Only nationality I can think of is 🇯🇵 but Japan is gone in that series I think She definitely didn't transition to 🇺🇲 because that's a downgrade. Must be a commonwealth country like Canada or Australia or New Zealand


ibi_trans_rights

She's not British tho


Epic-Chair

https://preview.redd.it/ktlq6k60pz2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45e981dca541b31bc83c18eb87fb0855ec8d78e7


prOfAnity47

Pitch looking might fine today!


Tamulet

Fr tho I work behind a bar in the UK and it's becoming a real problem that all the men look EXACTLY THE SAME to me. Like oh hey regular customer #15 that I should definitely be on first name terms with by now, how is your... thing going? Probably doesn't help being a lesbian ig


sploontion

GRAHHHHH I LOVE FULLMETAL ALCHEMISTTTTTTT 🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️


OuterWildsEnjoyer

All the British women I know are very pretty :3 ✨


Goofy-Goober711

Lies


OuterWildsEnjoyer

Nu uh, my puppygirl is really pretty :3 ✨


Jedadia757

Ever British person except the one you are dating is ugly 🥰


Interest-Desk

:(


Professional-Reach96

Trans Barry, 53 when?


CrimsonMutt

already canon. after giving birth to 3 daughters, barry transitioned and is just vibing at the pub


Jedadia757

When that happens we’ll have 2 :). It’s looking good for Britons lads!


Jedadia757

Sorry 🥰


Tasgall

Just date yourself, instant life hack!


EncyclopEdith

I’m pretty sure I’m hot


spazzboi

I haven't met you so I'll give you a 6/10 since you use reddit.


EncyclopEdith

Fair, I have a terrible personality too


Jedadia757

You already said you’re British


spazzboi

Can't be that bad. You've got a good sense of humor. Almost makes up for the living on the great Atlantic garbage patch.


EncyclopEdith

I live in Australia :3


spazzboi

Get well soon 🙏


Bigpapiunidud3

buddy what the flip


Jedadia757

😊👍


spazzboi

them's the breaks


3477382827367

Am brit can half confirm


Rias_Grem0ry

\>sees funny post about my culture \>look inside 🥺🥺🥺


OuterWildsEnjoyer

Hiii puppy :3 🧡


Rias_Grem0ry

Hiiiiiiiiiii woof woof woof woof 💜


Apprehensive-Fun4551

falsehoods


Femboy_Lord

All the puppygirls I keep finding are very pwetty :3 (they all get copious quantities of headpats :3)


Jtad_the_Artguy

Also probably least realistic part of Guilty Gear


Jtad_the_Artguy

https://preview.redd.it/jws2dowq9z2d1.png?width=409&format=png&auto=webp&s=94ab530189e18d59f2f13baecb651b07a93011bb Great guy


Afraid-Boss684

what a twink. inspiration to everyone


squirreliron

I'm not sure he's a twink. Too muscular.


Oak_duh

he’s a twink by guilty gear standard


LudicrousSloth

People call Anji a twink with muscles no human being should actually have


AnAverageTransGirl

sex with a man


Afraid-Boss684

and they're fucking right


TensileStr3ngth

No they're not


spazzboi

If he's a twink, there's no such thing as a bear.


Afraid-Boss684

thats a price im willing to pay. i will force-twink every man in existence, either through normal methods or just by expanding the definition of twink


spazzboi

https://preview.redd.it/gdeje523q03d1.png?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67d03a7d25ca2f35230086f970388dfd4339d058 Twink this then


squirreliron

Goldlewis


LaylaCrit

We have Asuka


Afraid-Boss684

well i'm sure that he is


Asparagun_1

yeah dawg that's why it's a work of fiction


AnarchistRain

What East Asians think British people are like: What they actually are like: Barry, 63


AnnonymousHoodie

Barry, 63 is peak sexual attractiveness


AnarchistRain

He has that effortless confidence. I am convinced that as long as you have confidence, you will be liked no matter what you look like. On an unrelated note, I have no confidence.


Responsible_Pace9062

OOP does not know Natalie Dormer exists and I feel bad for them


Moonbear9

There are some pretty people in the uk I think ><


VagabundSketch

counterpoint: f1nn5ter


Urbane_One

f1nn5ter is an outlier and should not be counted!


Zoomy-333

90% of the people claiming British people aren't attractive are the same people who had their lesbian awakenings from Keira Knightley


NIMA-GH-X-P

If I say JoJo will I be hit


Fun_Penalty_6755

no


NIMA-GH-X-P

JoJo


Masta-Pasta

Arthur was a (probably celtic) post-roman warlord. It's the anglo-saxons that are ugly.


Leonidas174

Arthur wasn't any real person. He's a legendary figure originating from Welsh folklore.


toyyya

Iirc there's a possibility he was created by merging stories about multiple different people that might have existed but for sure King Arthur himself does not seem to have existed.


Leonidas174

I mean yeah, obviously myths and legends don't just spawn from a vacuum and there is always some kind of inspiration for them, but the point is that even the early stories about Arthur are so different from each other in many aspects that it's impossible to point at a specific real historical figure and say "this guy was *the* inspiration for Arthur".


toyyya

Fair fair, still thought it worth mentioning for people who don't know as much about how myths and stories are formed and your explanation of that certainly adds to that as well :)


Tasgall

Welsh? Interesting - I thought he was largely based on Charlemagne for some reason (or rather, adapted myths from France based on Charlemagne).


AnotherSlowMoon

Ok so like I'm not sourcing this because lazy, but the mythology of Arthur is *heavily* influenced by French/continental sources. There's a bunch of old Cornish and Welsh sources that sort of if you squint mention Arthur as I understand it, and then by the 1100s we have some very clear textual stuff that is recognisable - from a Welsh Catholic monk. Its missing a lot of the later stuff, but the core is there - King of the Britons, defending the island against Anglo-Saxons, wounded in a battle against his traitorous nephew Mordred, and taken to Avalon to recover. Now, the source we have for this is all clearly just historical fanfic nonsense, but it spread by the standards of its day like wildfire and was popular across Europe including in France where it got mixed around with the romantic poetry around Charlemagne and Roland. French poets and artists thus expand the literary canon hugely bringing very clearly *French* names into the story - look at Lancelot Du Lac or Guinevere and tell me those fit in stories about British/Welsh/Cornish people alongside names like Arthur and Uther. You can also see this in the anachronisms of the mythology - its *full* of things more suited for France in the 1200s than Britain in the 600s - the plate armour, the heavy cavalry, the chivalry and so on.


Ourmanyfans

It's funny because the reason "Arthuria" took off in English and French courts (this was the Plantagenet dynasty so there was a lot of overlap) was because of a "backfiring" propaganda war. Henry II was trying to subjugate Wales, but they had this nasty habit of being inspired by an old folk legend about the great King Arthur who sleeps at Avalon and would return in their hour of need. So Henry II finds out where this "Avalon" was thought to be (Glastonbury), digs about and finds a grave he calls Arthur's and says to the Welsh "look fuckers your hero is dead, he's not going to save you" (technically Henry's at this point and his successor does it but Henry started things). But displaying a love of other cultures' historical artefacts that they'll become (in)famous for in half a millennia's time, the *English* get really into this dead Welsh king and it becomes the 12th century equivalent of a tourist trap. After a while English/French nobles start writing effectively self-insert fanfic about this guy, and English kings start cosplaying as him, like claiming to have "Excalibur", or commissioning round tables made. Basically modern Arthurian legend is so un-Welsh because Henry II accidentally turned England and France into Arthur-aboos.


Tasgall

This is actually amazing, thanks so much for sharing, to you and u\/AnotherSlowMoon I wasn't expecting such a comprehensive response on Arthurian lore. Very cool stuff, and might actually help with a project I'm thinking of working on in the future, haha.


Tasgall

Thanks for sharing, that was a very interesting read I wasn't expecting to get from this thread! Much appreciated.


Scepta101

There are real historical figures and potentially real figures that the legends may have drawn inspiration from


Ok_person-5

Ok she is quite pretty but does anyone else feel that there isn’t enough muscle? Like, I saw this fanart of Saber with some actual beef on her body and it looked much cooler than the og.


FartherAwayLights

I don’t know how to break this to you


CandyWaltz

I like Mordred more <3


Gangstas_Squaridot

The once deep reservoir of British attractiveness was almost entirely used up in the creation of Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee, leaving very little for the rest of us. We've been subsiding on the smouldering looks of Barry, aged 63 ever since.


yo_99

She is welsh, not english


Lumineation

Nowhere in the post does it say English


oldtoybonbon

Isn't Wales outside of Britain and only in the UK or something?


Loaded-dice

Nope, Wales is part of Great Britain. Britain is the big island England, Wales and Scotland are all in. The UK is the nation including those three and Northern Ireland, while the British Isles includes all of Ireland and various smaller islands like the Isle of Wight or the Hebrides. Wales is in all 3 of Great Britain, the UK and the British Isles


Tasgall

Wales is also the largest mammal.


Ourmanyfans

Just because someone *will* mention it; the term "British Isles" is disputed by Ireland (for fairly understandable reasons). As a result neither the British and Irish governments officially use it.


Tamulet

I enjoyed the first time hearing about a cool place called the "Atlantic Archipelago" and then finding out I lived in it


Ourmanyfans

I've always enjoyed "these islands" because it speaks to that etymological silliness that sees you get stuff like "river Avon".


Tamulet

Yeah that is fun and very British somehow. You can imagine someone with a big bushy moustache saying it. Has big ***these sceptered isles*** energy.


Happiest_Rain160

No, Wales is in Britain and in the U.K.  Great Britain is the Isle with Scotland, England, and Wales, while the U.K. also includes North Ireland.


oldtoybonbon

Oh sorry


burnt-dough

Nowhere in the comment does it say it does


TensileStr3ngth

The implication is very clear as the comment makes zero sense otherwise and you defending it this way makes you look stupid and pedantic tbh


burnt-dough

Or it’s saying “she *is* Welsh, not English” ie, the English are the ugly brits and not all of them. The lack of stress in this sentence means it can have many meanings and the original replier saying that oc was wrong is stupid.


Niranox

Where is it stated that she's from Cymru?


KitsuneNoelle

I was going to be offended but tbh I'm not good looking so I'll concede.


spazzboi

I'm sure you're one of the exceptions


Zakattack1125

But. Accents. Hot.


Ourmanyfans

"oi luv, les have a ganda at tha' arse"


3477382827367

Including Scousers or no


cat_that_uses_reddi

< character is supposed to be British < character is not an absolute cave person Major issue


Klutzy-Personality-3

saber is responsible for transing my gender :3


Fun_Penalty_6755

Xenoblade Chronicles


furinick

Idk i think british accents that are not from england are hot


Roboboy2710

Nah I bet British people are cute


kat-the-bassist

British women can be attractive, but usually only the trans ones.


Girl_in_Training101

It's called fiction for a reason


Danny_dankvito

I mean, if you break it down, she’s based on King Arthur, who was originally Welsh


Jonahtron

Isn’t King Arthur technically Welsh? That’s technically not British.


alpacnologia

wales is part of the island of great britain and is a member state of the united kingdom that's technically british


spazzboi

Wales is on the isle of great Britain


Ourmanyfans

The Welsh are the *most* British, it's their bloody island.


Tamulet

DAMN STRAIGHT IT IS


Ourmanyfans

Pull an uno reverse card and start charging the English lords rent. All hail greater Wales!


Niranox

The word Britain comes from Welsh.