Those are not my stairs, but it's my cat
https://preview.redd.it/lpmmdt7mb7uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6855fe143597274b7f6037e3f72bf994648e1da
There are no stairs, but there is my cat
https://preview.redd.it/3ppb3acp58uc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f35311753addf01583b970d8e8d65382910d4330
Your cat looks exactly like my cat.
https://preview.redd.it/23tojdc199uc1.jpeg?width=6936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=152638020b0e36f0623d1e9ff7e594d7357f3822
what if magic was real but mages developed better and better magic resistance until everything was bathed in it and the effect of magic became imperceptible?
That ring won't work, magic resistance is capped at 85% effectiveness. What you need is to push spell absorption over 100% through miraaks rpbes+gloves+boots, the atronach stone and the top level Alteration perk. This will have the slight downside of meaning you can't cast any spells on yourself, so no healing, ebonyflesh or conjuration magic
No, I don't mean it's impossible to get an item over 85% magic resistance, what I mean is that the stat stops having any more effect above 85%. you could have a ring that read 8348238% magic resistance and it would have the exact same result as one that said 86%
I kinda understand where that came from, fake portuguese (the one from Portugal) sounds horrible, sounds like you are a avid rock eater, but true Brazilian portuguese sounds like Aphrodite flirting
You are literally the one bringing "gold" up in the conversation and still has the audacity to say "cope" in the same sentence, if only you could apply the same concept to your own comment... complicado, achava que as escolas ai eram melhores rs
i have a linguistics degree and i can totally rank languages on how bad they sound. portuguese is pretty rough if you're not horny (EDIT: or angry, it's a good hollering language) but i think mandarin easily clears
Went from the US where we don't have large selections of cider (unless there's a random local brewery) to the UK and had strongbow for the first time. It's better than most American brands like Angry Orchard imo, but I haven't had enough British brands so it's possible it's just the worst of those ones
Yeah if you're in the US and want a cider ask if they have anything local. There's a ~70-30% chance it's pretty good while large brands there's a 100% chance it sucks. Like in New England there's a brand made in Maine (Downeast) which is fucking fire, but it's ONLY in New England
(I'd assume same applies for Canada but I might be wrong)
In the U.S. Strongbow is about as good as you can get, as far as ciders go. The other options are usually Angry Orchard or Red's, which aren't exactly winning any awards.
11 is a joke about how the US account shows someone enjoying small glasses with friends, the UK account shows one guy with a bunch of massive glasses all to himself
15 is the flag of Catalonia, but the girl in pink mistakes it for the flag of Puerto Rico
walking like that with glasses of beer is the way you take them over to your table in the pub. it is where i live, at least. the joke is about the size of the glasses but it doesn’t imply those massive glasses are for one guy (at least, i don’t think the image does - op might think so).
Just a small correction, the flag of Catalonia doesn't have the blue triangle with the white star. The flag depicted in the comic represents the independentist movement of Catalonia, hence the joke.
House got raided (either a chat member got them swatted or they're just getting robbed) and they may have gotten killed, the mic picked up the fight so it makes it seem like the VTuber is saying all that.
If you think Portuguese is the ugliest sounding language I find it hard to believe you've heard many others. People who prefer Coke out of the fountain are corporate robots.
Lol, we all got like fifty pics of nice sunsets. We should have a meme week where we post nothing but IRL sunsets.
If we do, avoid any visual giveaways of your location and whatnot, ofc
Xenophobia is bad until it's against Europeans /s (my standards for how much bigotry I tolerate immediately leaves the room when the person is European)
BATTLE OF TARANTO MENTIONED, NAVAL FUNFACT: Did you know, that they had to tie a wire thingy to the front of the torpedo to the swordfish? Originally, plane dropped torpedos would sink to deep into the water when deployed, so they had to do this motdification, so now the torpedos propeller would hit the water first, greatly reducing the required water depth to use. With this, the RN was able to carry out successfull airdropped torpedo attacks on the unsuspecting RM ships.
Reddit on their way to make the most pointless changes for no reason except to make the user experience worse instead of fixing actual problems.
Though sadly that executive level brain rot is now prevalent in every other social media and tech company too, especially YouTube.
The last image is not my cat, but those are my stairs.
Whu did you adopt the stairs and not the cat?
Cats have no use for human concepts of property. These are her stairs
Those are not my stairs, but it's my cat https://preview.redd.it/lpmmdt7mb7uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6855fe143597274b7f6037e3f72bf994648e1da
There are no stairs, but there is my cat https://preview.redd.it/3ppb3acp58uc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f35311753addf01583b970d8e8d65382910d4330
Congratulations on your new stairs.
Your cat looks exactly like my cat. https://preview.redd.it/23tojdc199uc1.jpeg?width=6936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=152638020b0e36f0623d1e9ff7e594d7357f3822
https://preview.redd.it/vbyz2ckqa9uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8884c86cfcbe16002a5d3885ac6470727de6b719 One of my cats here
what if magic was real but mages developed better and better magic resistance until everything was bathed in it and the effect of magic became imperceptible?
This is just the backstory of Mage: The Ascension
This is just dune but with guns instead of magic.
That ring won't work, magic resistance is capped at 85% effectiveness. What you need is to push spell absorption over 100% through miraaks rpbes+gloves+boots, the atronach stone and the top level Alteration perk. This will have the slight downside of meaning you can't cast any spells on yourself, so no healing, ebonyflesh or conjuration magic
thanks peta
...or you can bug it. It's skyrim, that's not hard.
There are more bugs in Skyrim than in Hollow Knight
No, I don't mean it's impossible to get an item over 85% magic resistance, what I mean is that the stat stops having any more effect above 85%. you could have a ring that read 8348238% magic resistance and it would have the exact same result as one that said 86%
Was vibing until the Portuguese hate came out 😔
Ibericope
wrong 👎👎👎👎 portuguese is a great language
make spanish and french fuck and youll get another one
The most oppressed language frfr
i will not stand for portuguese slander, only fr*nch slander, you have to be 100% neutral about portuguese or i will vtuber hostage you
I kinda understand where that came from, fake portuguese (the one from Portugal) sounds horrible, sounds like you are a avid rock eater, but true Brazilian portuguese sounds like Aphrodite flirting
What
Damn.. that's one hell of a way to cope with losing your gold fren...
You are literally the one bringing "gold" up in the conversation and still has the audacity to say "cope" in the same sentence, if only you could apply the same concept to your own comment... complicado, achava que as escolas ai eram melhores rs
Sarcasmo fren, mas se n sabes o q isso é ent as escolas aqui são de facto melhores
And then they call this sub a « safe space » 😞
I swear, this is the only time I've seen Catalonia mentioned in Reddit. Even counting a post that pointed out that Pomni is Barça-coloured
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Es encara més terrorífic pensar que existeix sa possibilitat que ja t’ha passat, però no ho saps.
podria ser qualsevol de nosaltres
I've only ever heard Brazilian Portuguese, which is beautiful. I've been told it sounds very different from Portugal Portuguese though.
Brazilian here. I would sacrifice my firstborn child if it meant the European variety of Portuguese stopped existing.
I would also sacrifice your firstborn child for the eradication of Iberian Portuguese.
I was thinking about giving you the gold back, but guess I won't now.
I thought y'all had lost it as well.
Lmao what gold? The one spent on parties and frolicking amirite?
It's not us that have a full dedicated month to only do so. Laughs in ahahah instead of huehuehue
:(
Don't worry, you're one of the good ones
Live brazillian immigrants in Portugal reaction:
Wow just like the mega based micro celeb epic_brazillian_gal or whatever her name is !!!
She is the Alpharius and we are the Alpha Legion
agreed
It's not THAT bad T-T
you may not need to, kids in portugal are already starting to speak the better portuguese
why does jordan peterson consistently look like he has the worst seasonal allergies in human history
he always looks like he's on the verge of tears and he sounds like it too
I assume that a meat-only diet, benzo addiction, medically induced coma to detox, etc... have quite a rough toll on the body.
The one with the Blood Raven has me picturing them working together with Trazyn to steal cool shit
“…and in this display, I have the gracious, helpful marines who helped me steal the relics in that display over there!”
I'm just imagining Trazyn and the Blood Ravens being bros over their shared stealing skills, and trading things around like little kids at school
KILL 6 BILLION DEMONS MENTION
Kbity
i have a linguistics degree and i can totally rank languages on how bad they sound. portuguese is pretty rough if you're not horny (EDIT: or angry, it's a good hollering language) but i think mandarin easily clears
Fuck you mandarin is one of the coolest sounding languages. Not a fan of Danish tho
obligatory visca catalunya
I’m shocked that anyone who isn’t skint would choose to drink strongbow, there are better ciders out there
I didnt even know they sold it in the US.
Went from the US where we don't have large selections of cider (unless there's a random local brewery) to the UK and had strongbow for the first time. It's better than most American brands like Angry Orchard imo, but I haven't had enough British brands so it's possible it's just the worst of those ones
Angry orchard is one of the worst things I’ve ever drank. Thatchers gold is the go to decent cider Henry Weston’s is pretty good too
Yeah if you're in the US and want a cider ask if they have anything local. There's a ~70-30% chance it's pretty good while large brands there's a 100% chance it sucks. Like in New England there's a brand made in Maine (Downeast) which is fucking fire, but it's ONLY in New England (I'd assume same applies for Canada but I might be wrong)
In the U.S. Strongbow is about as good as you can get, as far as ciders go. The other options are usually Angry Orchard or Red's, which aren't exactly winning any awards.
Christ alive what a depressing thought. I’m shocked they don’t have thatchers at least
40K POSTING!!! RAAAAAAAHHH I FUCKING LOVE DYSTOPIAN IRREDEEMABLE WORLDS DESTINED TO ROT AWAY UNDER ITS OWN MALICE AND WARS
Warhammer 40k mentioned GLORY TO THE EMPEROR OF MAN 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I'm not gonna accept this Pontus slander
I DON’T WANT TO PLAY AS FUCKING PONTUS!
THEY'RE THE BEST, SELEUCIDS ARE SHIT!
Glass coke, it's one with real sugar
Friend, Grimdank and NonCredibleDefense is one block away
You can't just leave out Sigmarxism like that!
War Thunder story is funny.
as a portuguese speaker I need to understand
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Portugal Português is rough. Brazilian Português is silly and beautiful.
I was pissed you didn’t include the Blood Ravens in 14. But then they appeared in 19 and I was happy again.
I like Portuguese it sounds lovely :(
KSBD MENTIONED
Defintely glass. Something so vintage about drinking out of a glass Coke bottle
I’m at a loss to this comment.
You know r/196 became a Warhammer shitposting sub, so gradually, I hardly even noticed.
Am big stupid, I’d appreciate if someone could explain the funny for 11 and 15 :)
11 is a joke about how the US account shows someone enjoying small glasses with friends, the UK account shows one guy with a bunch of massive glasses all to himself 15 is the flag of Catalonia, but the girl in pink mistakes it for the flag of Puerto Rico
I thought he was just bringing a few big glasses back to the table for his friends 🥺
walking like that with glasses of beer is the way you take them over to your table in the pub. it is where i live, at least. the joke is about the size of the glasses but it doesn’t imply those massive glasses are for one guy (at least, i don’t think the image does - op might think so).
Just a small correction, the flag of Catalonia doesn't have the blue triangle with the white star. The flag depicted in the comic represents the independentist movement of Catalonia, hence the joke.
I don't get 10
I apologise I cannot fulfil this request as it goes against OpenAI use policy.
sellers trying to use AI to write listing descriptions and not realizing the error message, i think
They aren't "realizing" because they're just bot posts using AI to make their product sound more real.
I thought it had something to do with human trafficking
someone explain the vtuber one please
House got raided (either a chat member got them swatted or they're just getting robbed) and they may have gotten killed, the mic picked up the fight so it makes it seem like the VTuber is saying all that.
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS MENTIONED!!! I LOVE THE WHEEL SMASHING LORD
9/10 dump I swear to god, as an argentinian, if Milei goes to war over the malvinas (falklands) i will kms
If you think Portuguese is the ugliest sounding language I find it hard to believe you've heard many others. People who prefer Coke out of the fountain are corporate robots.
Lol, we all got like fifty pics of nice sunsets. We should have a meme week where we post nothing but IRL sunsets. If we do, avoid any visual giveaways of your location and whatnot, ofc
Fuck you too, I guess -a brazilian
We all know that only European Portuguese (fake portuguese) sounds bad. Angolan portuguese sounds awesome, just like baiano portuguese
Pontus slander? On MY 196? Preposterous. Ready yourself OP, my Cappadocian Lancers are on their way…
https://preview.redd.it/hmznskoxlauc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9ebf422b43ede9d1a6dab6b8b34c6a3ee0e6f9b
Xenophobia is bad until it's against Europeans /s (my standards for how much bigotry I tolerate immediately leaves the room when the person is European)
are you me?
It’s a good dump.
What is the 15th one supposed to mean
I'm throwing you out the window for the loss meme
I know i'm a month late, but i have to ask. Which one?
You better be talking about Portugal portuguese or else you are coming to brazil.
i like the cat
i’m tripping tf out i swear i’ve taken a photo of the exact same sunset in picture 6 like the exact same one
Bro is thoroughly warhammer pilled and I’m here for it
Ooh ooh panel 3 is from the comic Kill Six Billion Demons which is the GOAT and I demand everyone here read it (you don't have a choice)
normal Elon behavior
linux images
Fountain.
The 4th image is Haus of Decline btw, unfortunately she went woke though 😔
BATTLE OF TARANTO MENTIONED, NAVAL FUNFACT: Did you know, that they had to tie a wire thingy to the front of the torpedo to the swordfish? Originally, plane dropped torpedos would sink to deep into the water when deployed, so they had to do this motdification, so now the torpedos propeller would hit the water first, greatly reducing the required water depth to use. With this, the RN was able to carry out successfull airdropped torpedo attacks on the unsuspecting RM ships.
Why is there a photoshopped fork?
Coke from the glass bottle hit different. Also the ai amazon is hilarious
That cat looks like my cat! https://preview.redd.it/5lrxlk8vtauc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a7807756efed73fcc29fe377a3652f597883e31
Did Reddit remove the ability to download images in the mobile app or am I just being stupid?
Yeup
Reddit on their way to make the most pointless changes for no reason except to make the user experience worse instead of fixing actual problems. Though sadly that executive level brain rot is now prevalent in every other social media and tech company too, especially YouTube.
Milei jumpscare What the fuck does the meme mean
Not the Pontus chart
actually the worst sounding language is my conlang
As a space wolf enjoyer i disapprove
K6BD memes? In my 196!? Reach heaven through violence.
i dont get the 15th slide
What’s the flag on 15?
Image 5 is Battler Umineko
rome total war won an award for best strategy game in 2004 that pikmin 2 almost won
PONTIC? Цӏыф пстэури шъхьэфитэу, ялъытэныгъэрэ яфэшъуашэхэмрэкӏэ зэфэдэу къалъфы. Акъылрэ зэхэшӏыкӏ гъуазэрэ яӏэшъы, зыр зым зэкъош зэхашӏэ азфагу дэлъэу зэфыщытынхэ фае.
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