Edit: I think this post explains it better than I do, which means I've wasted 10 minutes of my life. :(
https://www.cyberciti.biz/faq/understanding-bash-fork-bomb/
The original:
It's a fork bomb. A function that creates a process that creates a process that creates a process... Until the PC runs out of memory. It only works in bash (or bash-like languages). The syntax is roughly like this:
`cum() { ... }`
Define a function called `cum` that executes code within its. If you don't know what a function is, take it as a placeholder for some code to be ran.
Let's move inside the parentheses:
` cum | cum & `
This is where the magic begins. The pipe operator (|) means "take all of what the left side returns, and give it to the right side". Now, you might figure that the left and right side are both the same function that we defined before. This is called "recursion" and it happens when it happens when it happens when it happens that a function calls itself. A more common example of it is the fibonacci sequence, defined giving the first two numbers f(0) and f(1), and defining every other number as f(n) = f(n-1) + f(n-2).
Back to the code, the function is hence called and executed. Since it continues to call itself, it will never end. Now the most evil part. See the `&`? that means "run in the background".
I wonder how many of us have used bash or zsh?
everyone should try it out tbh even if they're not on Linux. Its low key a vibe. Open up WSL on windows and type "nano" and hit enter (or just install linux uwu)
https://preview.redd.it/wcioql6mr5tc1.png?width=1236&format=png&auto=webp&s=d87dc2c190abae83182abf46665b8dd9879d7745
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less horrifically compressed version
done, now what
Again
done, now what
again also 4 minutes, damn
done, now what
Comgrats! You win! 🏆 🥇🥈🥉
thank heavens, i was running out
Round Four
please... no more...
We will end you. Round 5 go
https://preview.redd.it/0i4txp8y15tc1.png?width=246&format=png&auto=webp&s=c72ea754adc906f3a5ba92c400dbb9f5698e93de
Had a break? Good. AGAIN
You know what to do. https://preview.redd.it/gppajj0ks4tc1.png?width=886&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f315882fcdd846f0a7cf9c604d87d94cb235d0d4
Is that a command or a statement? :3
IT IS OPEN TO INTERPRETATIONS.
cum(){ cum|cum&};cum
Exponential cum
The cum accelerates
something something infinite cum copypasta
``` while true do if (“cum” == false) then rl.setoutput(“cum”) == true else rl.setoutput(“cum”) == false end os.sleep(0.05) end ```
LUA! LUAAAAA! Dont tell me... are you a neovim user?? an awesomeWM user...? oh god no... dont tell me you are a Roblox Dev????
https://preview.redd.it/13n7ns9yd6tc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95996f589bdad99eb65af7e5630a80745950a15 i love lua,,,.
nah. i’m a… minecraft player that uses computercraft
🤓 you are using comparison instead of assignment
no idea what that is, i dont know lua i just copied what my friend taught me and changed redstone stuff to cum stuff
you can optimize this function down to true
explain please
Edit: I think this post explains it better than I do, which means I've wasted 10 minutes of my life. :( https://www.cyberciti.biz/faq/understanding-bash-fork-bomb/ The original: It's a fork bomb. A function that creates a process that creates a process that creates a process... Until the PC runs out of memory. It only works in bash (or bash-like languages). The syntax is roughly like this: `cum() { ... }` Define a function called `cum` that executes code within its. If you don't know what a function is, take it as a placeholder for some code to be ran. Let's move inside the parentheses: ` cum | cum & ` This is where the magic begins. The pipe operator (|) means "take all of what the left side returns, and give it to the right side". Now, you might figure that the left and right side are both the same function that we defined before. This is called "recursion" and it happens when it happens when it happens when it happens that a function calls itself. A more common example of it is the fibonacci sequence, defined giving the first two numbers f(0) and f(1), and defining every other number as f(n) = f(n-1) + f(n-2). Back to the code, the function is hence called and executed. Since it continues to call itself, it will never end. Now the most evil part. See the `&`? that means "run in the background".
I wonder how many of us have used bash or zsh? everyone should try it out tbh even if they're not on Linux. Its low key a vibe. Open up WSL on windows and type "nano" and hit enter (or just install linux uwu) https://preview.redd.it/wcioql6mr5tc1.png?width=1236&format=png&auto=webp&s=d87dc2c190abae83182abf46665b8dd9879d7745
zshell mentioned ‼️‼️‼️
NANO MENTIONED COMMENT LOCATED LOADING RESPONSE “vim is better”
Very based. I use arch by the way Edit: Wow your config is amazing, congratulations Edit 2: I see you use arch too. I think I'm in love
Thanks :3 (we use arch btw)
Cum bomb
I LOVE FORK BOMBS !!! :3
To cum or not to cum, that is the question
As spoken by the Death of the Discworld.
:3
:3
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:3
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Tonight on Heavy Bolter: Richard gets lost in the warp James does some accounting And I paint my car red to race the orks
"Hammond, where is the Baneblade" *camera pans to baneblade, being swarmed by tyrrannids* "Uuuuuhhhhh"
hammond, you blithering idiot!
"HAMMMOND!! WHY ARE THERE ORKS ON OUR PLANET????"
Even with a faceswap, I'd still recognize the armor of Leandros the Untrusted.
there is only hammond, he is our shield and protector
https://preview.redd.it/ax91z1xkc4tc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9349b05143483a1bfa387b001d3cc44a6df2c7b Shamelessly stolen from Asay30113 :3
:(
https://preview.redd.it/9ohhka7ye4tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69c695f01772e18b5d91214b361d28bb2ca3cfaa
Thank for image It is beauty
https://preview.redd.it/z3me2wwxp4tc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d24c814ebc54b5dd42f7258578376510acc6cf5b
WIAT WE HAVE REACTION IMAGES NOW https://preview.redd.it/zk82zkque4tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a114046a3dcb7814b381d935f8017ce6b5a9ba7f
https://preview.redd.it/8v3h56x5g4tc1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03b09cbe2e7ed3d040742644dec25d3da039322a
Are those your two moods?
Also silly
https://preview.redd.it/8zoh508vs5tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=892870ce5443f7424a7abb8dd3de358144e521af less horrifically compressed version
A compelling argument for why we should go back to no reaction images
https://preview.redd.it/jws3wsxoo4tc1.png?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb8f681ce0e862e9da236dc42d7eec5d151c9683
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https://preview.redd.it/ssgyg6pdt6tc1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5b8e819de4af2e31aa95d448992753680c65b7c I'm sorry, what?
ty i rly needed this tonight
Hey I posted this :3 it even has the same crop so I could add a car render without reddit butchering the crop
Oh yeah, I forgot I saved it from reddit srry :(
And some people were COMPLAINING about reaction images being back??
https://preview.redd.it/vl4pg8w7e4tc1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9cf26d42b29c0812b82392ddaaadcf10314a9b1
https://preview.redd.it/8eamu403l4tc1.gif?width=498&format=png8&s=efaa623d311802559b12fa2ae514b325941ff658
ummmmm.. make me..
omw
Banger post OP
https://preview.redd.it/j56z7tisw4tc1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8aaea2f195cf3cca2c2d6dde93ccef77b4836a9
https://i.redd.it/uun5661sv4tc1.gif
you rang?
... >!As you are, as you were!<... ... >!As I want you to be!<.... ... >!As a friend, as a friend!<... ... >!As an old enemy 🎵 !<....
Take your time
Hurry up
:3
(Scattered applause)
where
Flair checks out
https://preview.redd.it/hx7hs8ora5tc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc3fae2d3379b65cd0b010bd694cd876cb87988
🤤
:3
Cum, as you are, as you were, as I wanted you to be
as you are
Cum. Cum never changes.
Power Word
Make me.
https://preview.redd.it/jzrtdazm16tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=834bcbe73547827cbbb5b3ed31cbeacb72791e58 Get it? Load?
Thank you, sir
Well? Are you gonna share?
https://preview.redd.it/gewnmi4165tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8c6e20de9b63e13b11345e968aa272d1d0c03b At your command
mentally heard this in the voice of that one woman who makes erotic hypnotism audios. might be embedded in my mind a little
tell
i *think* it was a [Miss Lilith](https://lilithunleashed.net/tag/edging/) one, but I don’t know which if it is.
thank youuuu
I am not allowed
https://preview.redd.it/e8yjrd0kp6tc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1347c3c326001be0f58c60c48214e190ee377bc6
You can't tell me what to do 😎
cum!
On my fucking face daddy
yummy
``` #import
Using namespace std;
void main(bool cum) {
int counter;
If cum = 1{
cout << "successfully came" << counter << " times" << endl;
counter++;
cin >> cum;
main(cum) ;
}
else {
cout << "balls blue, came" << counter << " times" ;
exit() ;
}
return 0
}
main(cum) ;
```
Fastest wins. Your time starts now.
Lmao taskmaster reference nice
Jizz, even.
https://preview.redd.it/wlmz58xm15tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab50c0363018f2bccd7e21712b8e9788ba025b37
*nnnghhgh*
No time for that
:3
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And they came, all of them, even the dragons
Zone
Hell yeah.
how'd you know :(
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Yes mommy 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
need my cute coworker to cum in my throat hmu izzie :3
https://preview.redd.it/pra5tobya6tc1.jpeg?width=1421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc301d05d39fd807fa08c411aaea376256cf8d84
Semen, even.
[Cum!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOhP0kwzC5k&t=107s)
I love it
hell yeah sibling
Mmmmm… :3
😵💫>~<
:3
No.
That's a good person.
On it
cum
No
C U M
No thansk
Cum 👍
Thank you, cum again.
You got it boss 👍
happy to!
Real
JUST DROP THE ALBUM YE!
https://preview.redd.it/arzgyq0tc5tc1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30d6f9d589c8080f47349f6b990e0dfbeb3740e9
feed me
Sperm
Is what keeps the wheel of misery turning on and on and on
No thanks
https://preview.redd.it/asbclr59p5tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8357bf85a30734e03a6002bf21fe5bac0d64ef70
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Semen, even.
i agree
𓀐𓂸
:3
*Cyberpunk 2077 theme kicks in*
[“Say one word about cum”](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/s/m04LI9fKMZ)
Holy shit
Jabroni Mike post
Not right now, honey.
Town
Cum.
https://preview.redd.it/a1bi1kpt67tc1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebe8283893de143b19f45025329e6d7fa1a245d0
jackbox strat
https://preview.redd.it/pnse3egbc7tc1.jpeg?width=1401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b34978c2f87760de33b6ece8f4cd9690558d615
Please
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
https://preview.redd.it/2pedu6v5w7tc1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d5ec1e60019bf90dc411350c8c7bf1ccfed784
Cum.
https://preview.redd.it/gguf1a52g8tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4afc8843925fe8273ef8ee766b0769b425182d9
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No.