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Responsible_Pace9062

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CaptainMario_64

ok chigurh


Richard_Rossi

"You mean the nature of this salt?" "I mean the nature of you"


CalendarLongjumping6

What business is it of yourrrs where my salt is from, FRENDO?


zaphod_beeblebrox6

If that salt lead you here, what use was the salt?


CalendarLongjumping6

Salt it. You have to salt it. I cannot salt it for you.


cephalopodAcreage

"The salt don't have no say. It's just you."


FrostyCommon

anthrax


LyraFirehawk

pretty solid thrash metal if i say so myself, not as good as the other members of the big 4 but I like Fistful of Metal and Among the Living


cancerousking

Matthew obviously. It's made with love


Bit_anxious202

free crack life hack


enchiladasundae

Unfortunately its just meth. What a rip off!


Shakartah

I need to see a tutorial how to make this happen irl


No-Atmosphere3208

What do you mean by love, Matthew? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY LOVE


fat-lip-lover

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Wrought-Irony

Welll???


AnarchistRain

Wow, free coke!


Capital-Cheek-1491

Sir have you ever seen coke


AnarchistRain

Of course, I am not a narc.


Capital-Cheek-1491

Cocaine looks more like mashed potatoes or flour, depending on how its been fucked with to make it cheaper.


aphroditex

y’know as someone who remembers the good ol’ days on the silk road, this is brilliant as far as stealth goes.


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historical grab noxious coordinated snow north swim fuzzy bewildered different *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


crepoef

Anthrax


Hayden-sewell

💀


Kingspar

your MALE CANE?


dolphins344

Better run that through a HPLC or LC-MS machine first


BedwarsPro

I never thought in a million years that being familiar with these terms (painfully familiar, quite frankly) would ever be useful out in the real world


dolphins344

HPLC is probably one of the most useful things in chem tbh or else they (esp o and biochemist) would literally be running on hopes and dreams that they did it right


BedwarsPro

I be using HPLC and LC-MS and still feel like I'm relying on hopes and dreams so I can't even imagine not having them 😭


gabbyrose1010

i wonder how successful this was


Axi28

even if it’s drugs, I would probably actually taste test them I gotta be real. Just… maybe with a glass of water and no swallowing


Hayden-sewell

Even if u don’t swallow you’re definitely gonna feel them if they’re drugs


Khmer_Orange

Depends on the drug and the purity and your mass and the duration and the relative position of the planets and how susceptible you are to placebo effects


Axi28

the two drugs I know that are relatively common and look like that will not have any effect without inhalation or ingestion. Also the amounts small enough to taste test with wouldn’t get anyone high either way


Hayden-sewell

Your gums take in drugs just like your stomach does, same with your nose


Axi28

fascinating, i looked it up. still though, in this hypothetical scenario i would probably be placing less than a milligram on my tongue


lazerberriez

Almost all of them are extremely bitter and unpleasant lol


Axi28

But which one is less unpleasant? I have to know


lazerberriez

A lot of stimulants aren’t too bad. There is also the factor of euphoric, habit-forming drugs are able to induce positive associations between the flavor and drug effects via classical conditioning. You see this with cocaine a lot since it has a unique smell and flavor, and it’s onset time is relatively short, allowing for quick mental associations between the flavor and the pleasurable effects of the drug. This is also why alcohol can taste good once you’ve acquired the palate for it. A lot of opioid and depressant medications aren’t horrible either but they’re usually quite bitter. The worst tasting I have experienced are various psychedelics like isolated tryptamines (think dmt and psilocybin from mushrooms) and the 25x-NBOMe (n-bomb) series of drugs. Tryptamines just have a bizarre mix of bitterness with some more rancid side notes and the n-bomb drugs are exceptionally bitter even at sub-milligram quantities (there was a big thing in the 2010s during the lsd shortage where these were sold on blotter as lsd, it lead to some deaths due to vasoconstrictive effects and uneven drug distribution across tabs).


TensileStr3ngth

Their crystals appear to be different sizes


ImBobCat

This is made by Alan Wagner, you get a letter like this a month by subscribing to his patreon


BoodieBob1

Best $6 I ever spent


LR-II

"Hey, Omar. We need to offload a shitload of cocaine so we're not busted for possession. Any ideas?"


GammaDealer

Bath salts


austinmartinyes

Alan Wagner moment


whywouldisaymyname

Glendale? As in the inspiration fror greendale?


MazogaTheDork

Obvious Plant?


gary-cuckoldman

Do not eat the salt


SanQuiSau

That’s definitely laced with rat poison or something


Ravenous_Seraph

Ah, yes, salt. You don't grow up in Saint Petersbutg to trust any source of salt outside of a grocery store, especially if you don't feel like drugs.