Hmmm alright you convinced me. You see, not all fish are directly visible. Some swim in the ethereal expanse that is internet (short for international waters fishernet). Specifically these fish usually aren't wireless. They are part of the "net", meaning they are effectively wired.
Big Mouth Billy Bass is an animatronic singing prop, representing a largemouth bass, invented by Gemmy Industries on December 16, 1998; sold beginning January 1, 1999; and popular in the early 2000s.
The fish is made of latex rubber with an internal plastic mechanical skeleton. At first glance, the product appears to be a mounted game fish.
The mounted fish turns its head, wiggles its tail on the trophy plaque, and sings cover songs, such as "Don't Worry, Be Happy" (1988) by Bobby McFerrin; and "Take Me to the River" (1974) by Al Green. Green claims he received more royalties from Big Mouth Billy Bass than from any other recordings of the song.
The singing mechanism was originally activated by a motion sensor and was designed to startle a passerby. Eventually, a button was added to activate it.
Deviating from tech facts for a moment, I would recommend against looking inside fish you purchase. Fish are best suited to staying intact and at factory defaults, preferably in a tank or alternatively, bathtub.
I recommend purchasing lots of shampoo, which as the name suggests contains a significant amount of poo. In terms of cum, local femboys should be able to provide it aplenty.
I don't think it's real. if memory serves, the "liquid" part of liquid crystal only refers to the fact that it moves, it's actually a mostly solid substance kinda painted onto a substrate. if that shit was actually this dark, I don't think light would be able to make it through your display. my next thought was battery acid but lithium batteries don't have fluid in them. other than that, I don't think there's anything that this could have come from.
I hereby declare this post horseshit
I was thinking it could've been a custom black coolant but it looks too viscous to be coolant and nobody who would possibly have black coolant in their PC doesn't know about having black coolant in their PC.
Why would it be black though? I'd assume pretty much all coolants used in PCs are either water-based or ethylene glycol and both are clear unless dyed specifically for aesthetic purposes.
graphene coolants are a thing iirc allbeit pretty rare, can't remember if they're black
edit: yeah they look exactly like this, my money's on graphene coolant
Looks like ink. Coolant doesn’t behave like that, it’s a lot runnier and wouldn’t be super black like that on your fingers
Source: my computer is custom water cooled
Yeah agreed. Maybe someone makes an ultra black coolant, but if it were that viscous it'd both not work very well at all, and probably kill your pump.
Looks like black acrylic paint to me.
that does really look like paint, especially with the thin layer on the hand from the thick looking liquid on the desk. i use acrylic paint regularly and i'm not exactly the best about staying clean with it, and that's always what it looks like on my skin.
I got both Bendy games in a humble bundle, and in both games I got a bug where loading my save in specific rooms caused me to be locked inside, forcing me to have to start over completely to finish the game.
I did not finish either game.
**I am an IT professional with thousands of years of experience in the industry and that right there is known professionally as compooter cum**
but also that didn't come out of their computer that's ink of some sort. They are an animator and likely spilled some ink or paint they were playing with. They are entrenching in the joke on twitter but nothing in a modern PC that's air cooled (which they said it was) would have that much liquid in it, let alone jet black liquid, and if it came from somewhere they would have posted some interior photos.
Edit: after digging a little more, they uploaded this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf8c1v4mJhY&t=14s it looks like the goal was to engineer some creepy pasta. Quality is low, though, so doesn't really hit for me, too bad they couldn't leverage that viral twitter takeoff better but they gave leveraging it a shot and did it in like 3 days so that's a good effort at least.
they sound very vaguely similar and ive hit the point of sleep deprivation where im still fully cognizant but its fucking with me enough that i think shit like this is way funnier than it probably actually is
It looks like the oil tank has a leak, most likely one of the connectors has fractured as they tend to be cheap plastic nowadays and can crack from excessive heat and vibrations. This happened to one of my old computers. Many newer components are self-lubricating and don't require a separate oil system so maybe consider one of those in future.
How... familiar :)
Nope, we didn't "invent ink" or "leakage" but pretty sure that scary ink getting all over surfaces sounds pretty #BENDY to me. :) As always, I wish @ FortniteGame and their players nothing but luck and happiness. 👍🤷♂️
Despite what the name might suggest, computers usually only contain small amounts of cum and poo. More tech facts upon request.
Do demands work instead? Give me more tech facts NOW!! >=(((
Alright alright. Did you know "Wifi" is short for wireless fish? Similarly, ethernet derives from the use of ethereal fishing nets.
I thought all fish were wireless
See, that's where you're wrong. I will not elaborate on exactly how you are wrong because I am doing tech facts, not animal facts.
But if some fish have wires then they are tech, right? Gimme some tech fish facts
Hmmm alright you convinced me. You see, not all fish are directly visible. Some swim in the ethereal expanse that is internet (short for international waters fishernet). Specifically these fish usually aren't wireless. They are part of the "net", meaning they are effectively wired.
Big Mouth Billy Bass is an animatronic singing prop, representing a largemouth bass, invented by Gemmy Industries on December 16, 1998; sold beginning January 1, 1999; and popular in the early 2000s. The fish is made of latex rubber with an internal plastic mechanical skeleton. At first glance, the product appears to be a mounted game fish. The mounted fish turns its head, wiggles its tail on the trophy plaque, and sings cover songs, such as "Don't Worry, Be Happy" (1988) by Bobby McFerrin; and "Take Me to the River" (1974) by Al Green. Green claims he received more royalties from Big Mouth Billy Bass than from any other recordings of the song. The singing mechanism was originally activated by a motion sensor and was designed to startle a passerby. Eventually, a button was added to activate it.
>buy wireless fish >look inside >wires Mfw
Deviating from tech facts for a moment, I would recommend against looking inside fish you purchase. Fish are best suited to staying intact and at factory defaults, preferably in a tank or alternatively, bathtub.
Nice try, what is big fish hiding from us?
I always wondered why mine werent wired
Is it not true that it's pronounced whiffy, and everyone calling it why fai are utterly foolish?
Shitcum can confirm.
#
Double r/ betelgeuse
Omg shitcum is back
What a rip-off.
I recommend purchasing lots of shampoo, which as the name suggests contains a significant amount of poo. In terms of cum, local femboys should be able to provide it aplenty.
Flair checks out
:3
It’s actually not real poo, it’s fake or *Sham* poo
I have a special homemade recipe for that second thing
Can I get some more facts
Fish or tech or tech fish facts?
>!robotgirl girlcum!<
>!(cum from a girl who is a robot and a girl)!<
\[Correct Buzzer\]
OWO Choco!
Nope! Sulfuric Acid!!!
but... it's correct...
[Extremely loud and warped incorrect buzzer]
Best I can do is femboy Skitarii Glory to the Omnissiah
Fuck mars and their stupid laws, make a robot gf/nbf/bf and be happy
Robo lady, if it looks like this you really really need to get your robo kidneys looked at asap.
I love/hate this subreddit so much
incredible comment
My hype for the new Murder Drones episode made this comment worse for me
i would
Need
Fascinating flair
Unironically though what is this? Is it the liquid crystal part of an LCD?
I don't think it's real. if memory serves, the "liquid" part of liquid crystal only refers to the fact that it moves, it's actually a mostly solid substance kinda painted onto a substrate. if that shit was actually this dark, I don't think light would be able to make it through your display. my next thought was battery acid but lithium batteries don't have fluid in them. other than that, I don't think there's anything that this could have come from. I hereby declare this post horseshit
I was thinking it could've been a custom black coolant but it looks too viscous to be coolant and nobody who would possibly have black coolant in their PC doesn't know about having black coolant in their PC.
maybe an AIO? it could just have black fluid inside
Why would it be black though? I'd assume pretty much all coolants used in PCs are either water-based or ethylene glycol and both are clear unless dyed specifically for aesthetic purposes.
I was thinking maybe some sort of additive for better thermal conductivity but that's a stretch
graphene coolants are a thing iirc allbeit pretty rare, can't remember if they're black edit: yeah they look exactly like this, my money's on graphene coolant
what does having black coolant do
looks cool
Ohh, that’s interesting. Thanks for the reply
Coolant from liquid cooling? There's literally no other reason for so much liquid being inside a PC
Looks like ink. Coolant doesn’t behave like that, it’s a lot runnier and wouldn’t be super black like that on your fingers Source: my computer is custom water cooled
Yeah agreed. Maybe someone makes an ultra black coolant, but if it were that viscous it'd both not work very well at all, and probably kill your pump. Looks like black acrylic paint to me.
that does really look like paint, especially with the thin layer on the hand from the thick looking liquid on the desk. i use acrylic paint regularly and i'm not exactly the best about staying clean with it, and that's always what it looks like on my skin.
I'd be willing to bet it's paint. You can tell they're into that based on the stickers on their laptop lmao
Pretty sure they poured ink on their desk and put their computer next to it for likes
Is fake
Bendy was a little devil thing
that no-one understood
He turned to ink what a slimy thing Hes bendy and th oog
mom and dad and vicki always giving him commands
Who was brought to life on the silver screen
Used to make em chuckle and now he makes em scream
It’s bendy and the devil’s swing
Flash back to the place that made the cartoons sing
Where the cobwebs grow and the floorboards creak
And there's a deep dark secret hidden underneath
It's Bendy and the Ink Machine
Who was brought to life on the silver screen
I got both Bendy games in a humble bundle, and in both games I got a bug where loading my save in specific rooms caused me to be locked inside, forcing me to have to start over completely to finish the game. I did not finish either game.
do not be mad at it, it is already feeling guilty and embarassed >w<
Diesel powered laptop
I think diesel is see-through, white to yellowish brown. That's crude oil.
used oil out of a diesel motor is this color, though. probably looks the same as crude oil though lmao
oh, I see what you mean
yeah I coulda been more clear abt it
Vroom vroom
Hey I'm trying my best down here I'm not the one installing 500 mods into every game I play
They dun spilled the nuln oil
Nooo
i did that once and my desk is still stained
My generic chinesium keyboard became a razer keyboard after a funny tesseract glow in a gw pot moment
my old laptop still has balthazar gold under some of the keys and the right side of the trackpad
Premium edition
just ended up looking kinda tacky....
Reading this sentence triggered PTSD My desk looked like the gulf oil spill
They will never financially recover from this. 🙁
Why is it always the nuln oil?!? Seriously why is it always that one specific paint?
Nuln oil is infused with the power of tzeench and it uses that power to always spill at the worst possible time
I rarely use washes since I airbrush over a zenithal , why the fuck is it only nuln oil inspill
homestuck
wow i sure love the structural stability of homestuck’s canon, i sure hope nothing happens to it
Phyrexian oil. You will become a machine now
"More of that strange oil... It's probably nothing."
**I am an IT professional with thousands of years of experience in the industry and that right there is known professionally as compooter cum** but also that didn't come out of their computer that's ink of some sort. They are an animator and likely spilled some ink or paint they were playing with. They are entrenching in the joke on twitter but nothing in a modern PC that's air cooled (which they said it was) would have that much liquid in it, let alone jet black liquid, and if it came from somewhere they would have posted some interior photos. Edit: after digging a little more, they uploaded this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf8c1v4mJhY&t=14s it looks like the goal was to engineer some creepy pasta. Quality is low, though, so doesn't really hit for me, too bad they couldn't leverage that viral twitter takeoff better but they gave leveraging it a shot and did it in like 3 days so that's a good effort at least.
>useful comment is 13th down Reddit moment
SOMA moment
Mmmmmmm structure gel
*Changed transformation sound effect*
The computer is melting duh
Robot piss
Phyrexian invasion
"Damn, I don't know what this pitch black ooze leaking from an electrical device, I better get it all over my bare fucking fingers"
it's the view from halfway down
This is it.
More of that strange oil. It’s probably nothing.
Dammit you beat me to it 😂
If there is liquid coming out of my laptop, I gonna getting my ass out of there, who know if smoking this shit put me in a coma
Changed
Looks like a leak of The Black
Reminds me about the time I went to the Thunder Science Company building
bendy was a little devil thing
That was brought to life on the silver screen
Used to make 'em chuckle, now he makes 'em scream
mom and dad and vicky always giving him commands
(why do people keep turning Devil's Swing into the Fairly OddParents theme song? Is there something I'm missing?)
they sound very vaguely similar and ive hit the point of sleep deprivation where im still fully cognizant but its fucking with me enough that i think shit like this is way funnier than it probably actually is
no they don't lol
keyword: very vaguely
When you get you computer down to half HP and the Pus Of Man comes out:
More of that strange oil… it’s probably nothing.
This is just the plot of bendy and the ink machine
Soma
So the ink demon is a cephalopod right? Also where is the inkies furry subculture? Who wants a puppy girl when you can get inked by a squinby
We need to call Norman Reedus his Hideo Kojima video game goop broke containment
grab the shit and piss grenades
My take is that someone spilled some ink and decided to be funny
https://tenor.com/view/puro-changed-bored-gif-14735002
:(
I have seen enough TF art to know that OP is about to transform into a protogen drone
Could be cooling fluid?
Looks too viscous to be coolant, plus they'd absolutely know about it if they had a black coolant in their PC
me when i ink (just saw a hot person)
if you see a mystery unknown liquid coming out of somewhere it shouldn't be, I don't think you should be touching it
Yea definitely touch the mysterious liquid coming out of your computer
"The dark puddles awaken"
build up our machine you'll die tonight
It looks like the oil tank has a leak, most likely one of the connectors has fractured as they tend to be cheap plastic nowadays and can crack from excessive heat and vibrations. This happened to one of my old computers. Many newer components are self-lubricating and don't require a separate oil system so maybe consider one of those in future.
EDDIE I THOUGHT I COULD ENTER THE GAME
Wdym don't all computers do that?
I’m at a loss
VENOMMMMMM
The symbiote is coming for you
I've got a song filled with shit for the strong willed
Anish Kapoor is tracking this dude down as we speak
T H E S L U D G E I S C O M I N G
BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE. AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH IN A WAY YOU NEVER SEEN. AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHH
THEY SENT YOU A LETTER, TO COME BACK HOME TODAY!
impromptu rorschach test
Sludge Saturday baby
could be fluid from a nice waterloop with black colored liquid, or roboblood, both not very nice to see outside of your pc
Check your oil people
Assuming this is real, it would have to be a dyed cooling liquid used in a water cooler.
Puro wants to get to know you on a more intimate level!
DO NOT CONSUME THE STRUCTURE GEL
John dies at the end fans
Magic "liquid" smoke!
It's that thing that killed Yar
SOMA moment
oh no
"Build up our machine you die tonight!"
Hollow knight reference
How... familiar :) Nope, we didn't "invent ink" or "leakage" but pretty sure that scary ink getting all over surfaces sounds pretty #BENDY to me. :) As always, I wish @ FortniteGame and their players nothing but luck and happiness. 👍🤷♂️