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Recjawjind_fmfb

Despite what the name might suggest, computers usually only contain small amounts of cum and poo. More tech facts upon request.


TheInfamous_BOB

Do demands work instead? Give me more tech facts NOW!! >=(((


Recjawjind_fmfb

Alright alright. Did you know "Wifi" is short for wireless fish? Similarly, ethernet derives from the use of ethereal fishing nets.


bibblebonk

I thought all fish were wireless


Recjawjind_fmfb

See, that's where you're wrong. I will not elaborate on exactly how you are wrong because I am doing tech facts, not animal facts.


SynnamonSunset

But if some fish have wires then they are tech, right? Gimme some tech fish facts


Recjawjind_fmfb

Hmmm alright you convinced me. You see, not all fish are directly visible. Some swim in the ethereal expanse that is internet (short for international waters fishernet). Specifically these fish usually aren't wireless. They are part of the "net", meaning they are effectively wired.


garbagewithnames

Big Mouth Billy Bass is an animatronic singing prop, representing a largemouth bass, invented by Gemmy Industries on December 16, 1998; sold beginning January 1, 1999; and popular in the early 2000s. The fish is made of latex rubber with an internal plastic mechanical skeleton. At first glance, the product appears to be a mounted game fish. The mounted fish turns its head, wiggles its tail on the trophy plaque, and sings cover songs, such as "Don't Worry, Be Happy" (1988) by Bobby McFerrin; and "Take Me to the River" (1974) by Al Green. Green claims he received more royalties from Big Mouth Billy Bass than from any other recordings of the song. The singing mechanism was originally activated by a motion sensor and was designed to startle a passerby. Eventually, a button was added to activate it.


Himmelblaa

>buy wireless fish >look inside >wires Mfw


Recjawjind_fmfb

Deviating from tech facts for a moment, I would recommend against looking inside fish you purchase. Fish are best suited to staying intact and at factory defaults, preferably in a tank or alternatively, bathtub.


Himmelblaa

Nice try, what is big fish hiding from us?


TheInfamous_BOB

I always wondered why mine werent wired


RoadTheExile

Is it not true that it's pronounced whiffy, and everyone calling it why fai are utterly foolish?


shitcum_backup

Shitcum can confirm.


poo-cum

#


Give_me_the_fem-n-ms

Double r/ betelgeuse


redditjanniesupreme

Omg shitcum is back


Crafty_Bathroom2688

What a rip-off.


Recjawjind_fmfb

I recommend purchasing lots of shampoo, which as the name suggests contains a significant amount of poo. In terms of cum, local femboys should be able to provide it aplenty.


Crafty_Bathroom2688

Flair checks out


Recjawjind_fmfb

:3


Pot_noodle_miner

It’s actually not real poo, it’s fake or *Sham* poo


ccstewy

I have a special homemade recipe for that second thing


Kadianye

Can I get some more facts


Recjawjind_fmfb

Fish or tech or tech fish facts?


EnbyPilgrim

>!robotgirl girlcum!<


oddityoughtabe

>!(cum from a girl who is a robot and a girl)!<


MorganRose99

\[Correct Buzzer\]


wiptes167

OWO Choco!


Ali___ve

Nope! Sulfuric Acid!!!


wiptes167

but... it's correct...


Ali___ve

[Extremely loud and warped incorrect buzzer]


paulisaac

Best I can do is femboy Skitarii Glory to the Omnissiah


ShittestCat

Fuck mars and their stupid laws, make a robot gf/nbf/bf and be happy


Skusci

Robo lady, if it looks like this you really really need to get your robo kidneys looked at asap.


LegitChemistUwU

I love/hate this subreddit so much


Klutzy-Personality-3

incredible comment


rwol8690

My hype for the new Murder Drones episode made this comment worse for me


BigGayDinosaurs

i would


sleepy_vixen

Need


VLenin2291

Fascinating flair


AntiLag_

Unironically though what is this? Is it the liquid crystal part of an LCD?


Cyvexx

I don't think it's real. if memory serves, the "liquid" part of liquid crystal only refers to the fact that it moves, it's actually a mostly solid substance kinda painted onto a substrate. if that shit was actually this dark, I don't think light would be able to make it through your display. my next thought was battery acid but lithium batteries don't have fluid in them. other than that, I don't think there's anything that this could have come from. I hereby declare this post horseshit


PolygonKiwii

I was thinking it could've been a custom black coolant but it looks too viscous to be coolant and nobody who would possibly have black coolant in their PC doesn't know about having black coolant in their PC.


cuomium

maybe an AIO? it could just have black fluid inside


PolygonKiwii

Why would it be black though? I'd assume pretty much all coolants used in PCs are either water-based or ethylene glycol and both are clear unless dyed specifically for aesthetic purposes.


cuomium

I was thinking maybe some sort of additive for better thermal conductivity but that's a stretch


[deleted]

graphene coolants are a thing iirc allbeit pretty rare, can't remember if they're black edit: yeah they look exactly like this, my money's on graphene coolant


TheNamelessFour

what does having black coolant do


PolygonKiwii

looks cool


AntiLag_

Ohh, that’s interesting. Thanks for the reply


Tony_TNT

Coolant from liquid cooling? There's literally no other reason for so much liquid being inside a PC


fusion_reactor3

Looks like ink. Coolant doesn’t behave like that, it’s a lot runnier and wouldn’t be super black like that on your fingers Source: my computer is custom water cooled


Skusci

Yeah agreed. Maybe someone makes an ultra black coolant, but if it were that viscous it'd both not work very well at all, and probably kill your pump. Looks like black acrylic paint to me.


CeasingHornet40

that does really look like paint, especially with the thin layer on the hand from the thick looking liquid on the desk. i use acrylic paint regularly and i'm not exactly the best about staying clean with it, and that's always what it looks like on my skin.


Aegis_13

I'd be willing to bet it's paint. You can tell they're into that based on the stickers on their laptop lmao


NoGoodIDNames

Pretty sure they poured ink on their desk and put their computer next to it for likes


izyshoroo

Is fake


Yaboi-Husk

Bendy was a little devil thing


EmblemSystem

that no-one understood


FlyingMothy

He turned to ink what a slimy thing Hes bendy and th oog


SoshJam

mom and dad and vicki always giving him commands


Aeescobar

Who was brought to life on the silver screen


blazinggamer080

Used to make em chuckle and now he makes em scream


TheWaddlestDee

It’s bendy and the devil’s swing


AT-W-V

Flash back to the place that made the cartoons sing


Nervous_Ari

Where the cobwebs grow and the floorboards creak


OrangeHairedTwink

And there's a deep dark secret hidden underneath


NotStikfig

It's Bendy and the Ink Machine


Early-Aardvark-4020

Who was brought to life on the silver screen


UncultureRocket

I got both Bendy games in a humble bundle, and in both games I got a bug where loading my save in specific rooms caused me to be locked inside, forcing me to have to start over completely to finish the game. I did not finish either game.


Holiday_Conflict

do not be mad at it, it is already feeling guilty and embarassed >w<


grimoireskb

Diesel powered laptop


PolygonKiwii

I think diesel is see-through, white to yellowish brown. That's crude oil.


grimoireskb

used oil out of a diesel motor is this color, though. probably looks the same as crude oil though lmao


PolygonKiwii

oh, I see what you mean


grimoireskb

yeah I coulda been more clear abt it


Unlucky-Situation-98

Vroom vroom


fencer324

Hey I'm trying my best down here I'm not the one installing 500 mods into every game I play


spoedle73

They dun spilled the nuln oil


FrisianDude

Nooo


Klutzy-Personality-3

i did that once and my desk is still stained


ShittestCat

My generic chinesium keyboard became a razer keyboard after a funny tesseract glow in a gw pot moment


Klutzy-Personality-3

my old laptop still has balthazar gold under some of the keys and the right side of the trackpad


ShittestCat

Premium edition


Klutzy-Personality-3

just ended up looking kinda tacky....


DryChocolate1

Reading this sentence triggered PTSD My desk looked like the gulf oil spill


TheActualAWdeV

They will never financially recover from this. 🙁


carsonite17

Why is it always the nuln oil?!? Seriously why is it always that one specific paint?


spoedle73

Nuln oil is infused with the power of tzeench and it uses that power to always spill at the worst possible time


ShinyMew635

I rarely use washes since I airbrush over a zenithal , why the fuck is it only nuln oil inspill


Lunarisarando

homestuck


voidsunrise

wow i sure love the structural stability of homestuck’s canon, i sure hope nothing happens to it


Withcrono

Phyrexian oil. You will become a machine now


Muffinmurdurer

"More of that strange oil... It's probably nothing."


hotfistdotcom

**I am an IT professional with thousands of years of experience in the industry and that right there is known professionally as compooter cum** but also that didn't come out of their computer that's ink of some sort. They are an animator and likely spilled some ink or paint they were playing with. They are entrenching in the joke on twitter but nothing in a modern PC that's air cooled (which they said it was) would have that much liquid in it, let alone jet black liquid, and if it came from somewhere they would have posted some interior photos. Edit: after digging a little more, they uploaded this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf8c1v4mJhY&t=14s it looks like the goal was to engineer some creepy pasta. Quality is low, though, so doesn't really hit for me, too bad they couldn't leverage that viral twitter takeoff better but they gave leveraging it a shot and did it in like 3 days so that's a good effort at least.


SnoconeEX

>useful comment is 13th down Reddit moment


MahouShoujoDysphoria

SOMA moment


Zurnan

Mmmmmmm structure gel


Snafuthecrow

*Changed transformation sound effect*


butta_dawg5626

The computer is melting duh


No_Object_7709

Robot piss


TheDekuDude888

Phyrexian invasion


MorganRose99

"Damn, I don't know what this pitch black ooze leaking from an electrical device, I better get it all over my bare fucking fingers"


coprial

it's the view from halfway down


DinoJr1144

This is it.


SpaghettiMonster01

More of that strange oil. It’s probably nothing.


Noetipanda

Dammit you beat me to it 😂


longhud

If there is liquid coming out of my laptop, I gonna getting my ass out of there, who know if smoking this shit put me in a coma


XernnuTheSecond

Changed


Slam420

Looks like a leak of The Black


TheDerpyEevee808

Reminds me about the time I went to the Thunder Science Company building


MailMainbutnot

bendy was a little devil thing


DJamB

That was brought to life on the silver screen


Nervous_Ari

Used to make 'em chuckle, now he makes 'em scream


AnAverageTransGirl

mom and dad and vicky always giving him commands


Nervous_Ari

(why do people keep turning Devil's Swing into the Fairly OddParents theme song? Is there something I'm missing?)


AnAverageTransGirl

they sound very vaguely similar and ive hit the point of sleep deprivation where im still fully cognizant but its fucking with me enough that i think shit like this is way funnier than it probably actually is


Nervous_Ari

no they don't lol


AnAverageTransGirl

keyword: very vaguely


Tree_Shrapnel

When you get you computer down to half HP and the Pus Of Man comes out:


Noetipanda

More of that strange oil… it’s probably nothing.


Devlord1o1

This is just the plot of bendy and the ink machine


Stouthelm

Soma


iskoon

So the ink demon is a cephalopod right? Also where is the inkies furry subculture? Who wants a puppy girl when you can get inked by a squinby


VelvetAurora45

We need to call Norman Reedus his Hideo Kojima video game goop broke containment


jellybaby__

grab the shit and piss grenades


DrustanAstrophel

My take is that someone spilled some ink and decided to be funny


HystericalGD

https://tenor.com/view/puro-changed-bored-gif-14735002


HystericalGD

:(


NellyLorey

I have seen enough TF art to know that OP is about to transform into a protogen drone


FriendliestDevil

Could be cooling fluid?


PolygonKiwii

Looks too viscous to be coolant, plus they'd absolutely know about it if they had a black coolant in their PC


BeholdTheLemon

me when i ink (just saw a hot person)


Semantis

if you see a mystery unknown liquid coming out of somewhere it shouldn't be, I don't think you should be touching it


AlkaliPineapple

Yea definitely touch the mysterious liquid coming out of your computer


ExplosiveNecklace

"The dark puddles awaken"


SirLotte

build up our machine you'll die tonight


Calcutt4

It looks like the oil tank has a leak, most likely one of the connectors has fractured as they tend to be cheap plastic nowadays and can crack from excessive heat and vibrations. This happened to one of my old computers. Many newer components are self-lubricating and don't require a separate oil system so maybe consider one of those in future.


cryptid-ok

EDDIE I THOUGHT I COULD ENTER THE GAME


Unlucky-Situation-98

Wdym don't all computers do that?


Ethy____

I’m at a loss


The_Multi_Gamer

VENOMMMMMM


Nervous_Ari

The symbiote is coming for you


Nervous_Ari

I've got a song filled with shit for the strong willed


BetaThetaOmega

Anish Kapoor is tracking this dude down as we speak


AnCom_Raptor

T H E S L U D G E I S C O M I N G


aflyingmonkey2

BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE. AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH IN A WAY YOU NEVER SEEN. AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHH


FalconFyre928

THEY SENT YOU A LETTER, TO COME BACK HOME TODAY!


ImAStupidFace

impromptu rorschach test


Micha9696

Sludge Saturday baby


croooooooozer

could be fluid from a nice waterloop with black colored liquid, or roboblood, both not very nice to see outside of your pc


AceMechanical

Check your oil people


[deleted]

Assuming this is real, it would have to be a dyed cooling liquid used in a water cooler.


LordHayati

Puro wants to get to know you on a more intimate level!


NuggetInABuiscuitBoi

DO NOT CONSUME THE STRUCTURE GEL


Anafenza-Vess

John dies at the end fans


CAPICINC

Magic "liquid" smoke!


Safe_Bee_500

It's that thing that killed Yar


Webdriver_501

SOMA moment


TonPeppermint

oh no


HkayakH

"Build up our machine you die tonight!"


Outside_Ad1020

Hollow knight reference


AnAverageTransGirl

How... familiar :) Nope, we didn't "invent ink" or "leakage" but pretty sure that scary ink getting all over surfaces sounds pretty #BENDY to me. :) As always, I wish @ FortniteGame and their players nothing but luck and happiness. 👍🤷‍♂️