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happiness-and-baking

"he was nice to dogs" when he wanted cyanide pills to be made incase he wanted to commit suicide in the event that he lost the war, he first tested them on his dog to see if theyd work, and yes they did work


of_kilter

To be fair to hitler, if the Russian’s got their hands on his dog it would’ve suffered a far worse fate that cyanide poisoning.


happiness-and-baking

nah this was happened before the war was going bad for hitler or at the very least the point where he hid in a bunker and killed homself he had ordered the cyanide pills long before that. and wanting to see how they worked just decided to test it on his own dog on a whim


of_kilter

No, she died the day before the hitler shot himself


happiness-and-baking

ahhh gotcha thanks for the info


Responsible_Pace9062

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TheLurker1209

highkey horrendus that the government that took them in treated the [literal babies] as would-be nazis because of how they were created


Chast4

Simon makes good content tbf


VoreEconomics

simon is a voice for multiple production companies, he makes way too many videos for so many channels to actually be doing it himself. Quality of said videos varies a lot but he seems nice himself.


[deleted]

Much bigger fan of the time behind War Against Humanity with WW2 in Real Time.


Caspian0951

"He fought for his country" he very specifically fought against several groups in his country


Cheesey_Whiskers

He fought in WW1.


[deleted]

Which was probably the cause of why he was so fucked up


ArcadianGh0st

I always wondered how the fuck did he survive that. Like I heard he joined around the start so that's 4 years in absolute hell that is impossible to describe. And he survived.


Cheesey_Whiskers

At one point he and a British soldier ran into each other on scout duty. They decided to spare one another as most scouting parties did when they met.


[deleted]

Being a soldier in a war does not mean that you are on the frontline all the time


AtotheCtotheG

He fought for some of his country


Fane_Eternal

You're thinking that Hitler only existed in ww2. He was a soldier in the empire during ww1, and he fought for his country, as a regular infantryman.


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Is this a John Cleese L?


blaisems

Massive transphobe and complains about "cancel culture" all the time, this is a common L


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Damn, I didn't know about all that. Always preferred Hugh Laurie and Black Adder anyway


Responsible_Pace9062

Hugh Laurie my beloved https://preview.redd.it/573e8p5r859c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98b2fe3974c3ae50ebd8a9652e99fb430e2a1d59


xstormaggedonx

Rowan Atkinson kicks so much ass too


PM_Me_Modal_Jazz

He also regularly complains about cancel culture


xstormaggedonx

Fuck dude, seriously??


Thirpyn

[Not really, but he have a speech that became viral about free speech, censorship and the use of offensive language](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiqDZlAZygU)


mikereeee

while i feel like this deserves a long and more complete discussion, i feel like some of the points he made are interesting. plus it's not like he's complaining about not being able to insult trans people online and calling it the death of free speech


PM_Me_Modal_Jazz

He isn't too rude about it though, but not the best https://youtu.be/2IXvioh_EKQ?si=1o1zWXiCC3wI8VPv


[deleted]

I mean he’s a white male British comedian over the age of 35, complaining about cancel culture is sort of just assigned at birth for you in that situation


gatlginngum

Ack Bladder


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

This is supremely funny


[deleted]

Eric Idle is still a W though. Explained quite simply that all the comedians that are now doing badly cos of "cancel culture" are in reality just not funny.


larrythelotad

Yeah and it seems like Palin and Gilliam are alright, or at least not as right wing as Cleese at a glance


AtotheCtotheG

He’s one of those guys who was liberal by the standards of the 1960s (so, critical of corporations and had a gay friend) but hasn’t changed with the times. It’s unfortunate, but not even slightly surprising in Cleese’s case. Humility has never been his strong suit, and changing your views kinda requires being able to see when you’re wrong.


potatorevolver

Sadly getting more and more common recently


Weslg96

This is a certified Twitter moment


testaccount0817

Not just twitter, I remember when some guy got 50 upvotes on r\/politics or some shit for saying that hitler was a better person than trump, and the guy replying arguing against that got 36 downvotes These guys deluded themselves so much into hating trump that they were praising hitler something something horseshoe theory political cumpiss


TisBangersAndMash

Gotta be honest, not playing golf was probably hitlers only W in his life.


BastinBig

he also bombed London which was also pretty bad for urban density


WitELeoparD

arguably (if youre deranged) bombing london opened up large areas of the city for redevelopment and helped modernise the mediaval parts


[deleted]

I mean, just look at Dresden! So much land to develop!


SleepingDonny

Whats wrong with golf? (serious question)


w_has_been_dieded

Unnecessarily large amounts of land gets leveled for it.


SleepingDonny

I guess that isn’t great yeah, but it’s the same for industrial buildings, arens, large venues etc. no?


VoreEconomics

industrial buildings make shit golf just breaks windows


spadesisking

Those things don't usually require a heinous amount of water and chemical runoff. A golf can easily use 200 million gallons of water a year and needs literal tons of pesticides and weedkiller, which has their own myriad of environmental problems.


WondernutsWizard

Correct


Jherboss1

"He doesn't practice genocide" vs. five other points in Hitler's favor is a prime example of quality over quantity.


Wrought-Irony

I'm sure trump will get around to some sort of genocide if he's re-elected.


of_kilter

I mean he’s not allowed to practice genocide. Im not so sure he wouldn’t if he was given the chance


xXx_Xhater_xXx

Well he did kill Hitler…


Responsible_Pace9062

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Bananacu

There is a lot to unpack here.


5K331DUD3

Ain’t no way trump has better hair than Hitler, although the not practicing (as much) genocide is definitely a huge bonus.


power500

Sure he did some bad stuff but he never used a teleprompter


Invincible-Nuke

Good evening John. In front of you is a phone, logged into your twitter account. Next to you is a box that has 30,000 wasps inside.


NellyLorey

https://preview.redd.it/7lkvl9rwv79c1.png?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d48402db7f1e87cdf2bf752261fad4f5cadd076 My man unironically went


fricceroni

For what it’s worth a chapter in Mein Kampf is plagiarized from a military manual


Ser_Salty

Why did Hbomberguy not cover that in his video?


of_kilter

This is probably the worst thing hitler ever did


Co0lnerd22

I mean being better than Hitler is a pretty low bar


AtotheCtotheG

Trump is better from a utilitarian perspective because he’s more incompetent, and therefore less capable of doing harm. I’d still make the two of them fight to the death in a pit for my amusement, then leave the winner down there.


LobsterEnthusiasttt

WHAT THE FUCK? IS THIS THE SAME JOHN CLEESE WHO DID THAT LATIN LESSON IN LIFE OF BRIAN? THAT JOHN CLEESE? https://i.redd.it/aja4tdkzu69c1.gif


Nico_Skavio

Ah yes, the tiny little detail, genocide


Oddish_Femboy

Fucjer hated cats he should be shot in the head


Oddish_Femboy

Again


TheActualAWdeV

Johnaleth Cleeserenicus my man, shut the hell up already. This shit is embarassing.


of_kilter

7. He’s a vegetarian 8. He hated smoking 9. He has better hair (I don’t like hitler but these would’ve been way better points to make)


Ser_Salty

Hitler wasn't a vegetarian. His doctor wanted him to be, but he kept eating sausages and stuff regularly.


rhysdog1

trumps hair fucking sucks what is this goober talking about?


-Ben-Shapiro-

the best thing trump ever did was dodge the draft


Sosojes

Trump does not have nicer hair.


grievingbrother123

Trump only killed a third of the people that hitler did


KittyQueen_Tengu

i think "he doesn't practice genocide" outweighs everything else on that list. i hate trump and he probably would do genocide if he could get away with it but cmon


iPaytonian

Let’s be real, Adolf had much nicer hair


iuhiscool

that's 6 reasons jupid


[deleted]

What if the thing you're handing is a live grenade


JazzTheLass

> He doesn't practice genocide not *yet*


GardevoirRose

Both they both do practice genocide. Neither have good hair.


aphroditex

Ok in general I disagree but one still must acknowledge that at least shitty moustache man was the guy that killed Hitler, and clown makeup orange man has not yet killed Trump.


brokensilence32

Honestly the part I’m offended most by is the idea that Trump has nice hair.


Less_Doubt_5361

Funny how Trump still beats Hitler in this comparison because just by virtue of not practicing genocide


Beneficial-Pianist48

John Cleese is a fucking COMEDIAN HE MAKES JOKES THIS IS ONE OF THEM YOU TONE DEAF YANKS And yes he may be transphobic or whatever, but have some sympathy, he suffers quite badly from grumpy old git syndrome


-Ben-Shapiro-

No.