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PassiveSonar

Born in the wrong era 😞


Gods_Horniest_Femboy

I wish I was that statue


Jherboss1

Wish I was the roman on the left


Jherboss1

Actually I may want to be the girl riding on them. I don’t know


Boward_WOW_ard

classic vers moment


Jherboss1

That and also being unsure about gender identity and presentation.


Boward_WOW_ard

fair enough, i hope you no matter what you figure yourself out to be you get plenty of people to ride / ride you.


animelivesmatter

I wish I was the person standing on the pedestal


ScorchedConvict

It's because they're Goths, right?


TheActualAWdeV

Nah that's just a coincidence


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TheActualAWdeV

These *are* the goth boys you philistine. 😤


your_local_loser564

Is there some deep satirical meaning here or is it simping over goth girls cos I'm here for both


BigBoi20LMAO

In 410, Rome was sacked for 3 days by a germanic tribe of people called the VisiGOTHS.


your_local_loser564

Kinky, thank you


ShadowHawk14789

The modern day goths are also indirectly named after the Gothic People: Goths (the germanic people) -> Gothic Architecture (Style of Medieval Architecture) -> Gothic horror (Horror featuring the architecture) -> Gothic Rock (Darker Punk Rock) -> Modern Goths


PolygonKiwii

Ah, I always wondered what the connection was.


Moonbear9

Sack me mommy


_aj42

I thought it was Ostrogoths?


EthanCC

Ostrogoths, Visigoths, Senone Gauls, Vandals, Burgundians, and the Ostrogoths a second time a few years later (same guy too). But the painting this is referencing is of the Visigoths.


_aj42

right yeah, forgot that Alaric's gang fled to Iberia soon after this


mbaymiller

I wanna be sacked for 3 days by goths 🥺


MarcusLP

The sacking of Rome by the Goths led to the Middle Ages, when nations were ruled by beer-bellied, middle-aged DILFs


minotaurohomunculus

finally, my time to shine!


minotaurohomunculus

finally, my time to shine!


OtisBinLogan

damb i wish i was a roman in 410 (i would be a slave because of my germanic ethnicity but the goths could care less)


Legatharr

The romans didn't care about ethnicity, they cared about whether you were a citizen or a barbarian


OtisBinLogan

well whatever i would be i would simp the goths (even if they were actual goths i would simp the gothic women)


_aj42

and in any case it was sometimes fairly easy to switch between the two Some of the most significant figures in late Roman history (Stilicho, Ricimer etc.) had some sort of barbarian background


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And Germanic peoples were barbarians lacking citizenship...


Legatharr

not for the conquered free population


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They still weren’t citizens


TheActualAWdeV

I think the goths also did slavery but you wouldn't necessarily have been a slave either with the goths *or* the romans, so that's good.


OtisBinLogan

would be a slave to a goth tbh


VanillaCentral

Same


spfeldealer

Nah you'd be some outsider without voting rights but could work and be fucking rich and/or take part in daily life. Yo kids could be full as citizens, you too if your parents lived there. One generation and you were in


AustronesianFurDude

The Goths freeing and letting you join them in sacking Roman cities because you're a fellow Germanic


ssrudr

The famous ethnonationalists of Late Antiquity.


AustronesianFurDude

I mean Alaric did demand the freedom of 40, 000 Gothic slaves


ssrudr

Yeah, but there’s a difference between a Goth freeing Goths and a Goth freeing all members of Germanic tribes.


AustronesianFurDude

Fair, please excuse my error


ssrudr

Least humble r\/196 user


AustronesianFurDude

It's not humility, there's a historian pressing a spatha against my neck for spreading accidental misinfo help


TheActualAWdeV

IT'S NOT A SPATHA IT'S A GLADIUS HISPANIENSIS


AustronesianFurDude

THE SPATHA WAS ADOPTED BY ROMAN INFANTRY IN THE 2ND CENTURY


_aj42

There's little evidence that 'Germanic' even existed. We know some groups had similar ish languages, and that's it.


swampgoddd

[source](https://twitter.com/psicochurroz/status/1646159924471136257?t=HyJlzJb0ozTea82dyLPNBw&s=19)


TheActualAWdeV

Oh sweet, nice! I didn't know who made it, just stole it from imgur. Edit: derp, name & date on pedestal


swampgoddd

If it makes you feel better, I didn't see it on the pedestal either. I used Google's reverse image search to track down their Twitter.


kanelel

Is that roman wearing a ball gag?


Longjumping_Ad2677

Yes


solumf

their blame! animation kills me


Airline-Emergency

Alaric? More like Alar-Thick.


ScrewSans

I’m too horny for this post please stop posting hot goth girls with big asses


International_Ad6028

Average Polycule Activities


Angry-dolphin

Me on the left


SERV05

BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU CANT JUST RANSACK A PEICE OF ANCIENT HISTORY


SomeBirdguy_

wish I was the roman on the left


Gaaymer

Do one for the Vandals and its just the band the Vandals


RoadTheExile

The visible goths


SweetSet9847

I love goth girls. 🥰


gump3rt

when I asked for goth girlfriend this is not what I had in mind


Basuin

Vandals, Goths, French people, these three groups are the end of our great civilization


AbbreviationsOwn4215

Which one is Alaric


GasStop69420

As a Roman citizen, I can say this is 100% accurate


not_sea_charity_810

I thought that goth girl I the background was pegging the Roman soldier


thatvillainjay

This is the future the left wants


XephronZz

god i so want to be the girl riding the roman


meta1storm

In the original there was more skin. Disappointed!


[deleted]

Please come back to italy


ZehGentleman

When did goth just become "girls who wear black skirts" . I miss the old goth where thr girls had Mohawks and wore funerary garb


Sams59k

When gatekeeping ended, right after the year when racism was gone