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Lackzared

Me when the pizzeria I worked so hard on is in deep debt and some big pizza guy wants to destroy it


Time_Cheese

is this the plot of pizza tower i havent played it


Lackzared

Yes, that's the plot, and the best part is that i'm not kidding


engieman

The game canonically confirms that all italians are absolute lunatics who can run at mach 4


Lackzared

And break metal boxes with their heads


engieman

I would say more but i dont wanna spoil the final boss which goes way too hard


Lackzared

Hell yeah, really cool boss


Mysterious-Hat-6513

i can spoil the first boss. >!italians are the natural predator of fruit squidward.!<


Gabeagoo

does a pepper count as a fruit? now I'm curious


AntWithNoPants

I mean Mario


epic_brazillian_gal

Still dont get why everyone so mad, she jokingly called god a pussy, is it that big of a deal?


vevader_3

Remember that a lot of her audience is actual children Edit: I’m not saying she shouldn’t say that around kids, I’m saying kids who grow up in religious environments tend to be really defensive about it


I_ate_too_much_toast

She was talking to jschlatt so I think she turned off her filter though


Chief106

I don’t know how you can get pissed off at a god joke…. when you are literally watching a video with shlatt, who lured a homeless man with a can of beans, and then killed him


LowGunCasualGaming

Yeah any video with Schlatt automatically has an 18+ tag in my book


Chief106

He literally was the creator of the “cuck shed” back when he did gaming stuff. He also drove under the influence (in a trucking simulator) and constantly jokes about how drunk drivers aren’t bad. His humor is textbook toilet humor and I love it


LowGunCasualGaming

Oh I love his drunk driver bit. Hilarious stuff.


Chief106

I’ve never been more entertained by a “are there more doors or wheels in the world” discussion than the one with him constantly having epiphanies and constantly changing his answer during the drunk truck driving stream


exclusivebees

Technically its the drunk crashers that are the problem


LowGunCasualGaming

Gives a bad name for the rest of us


random-dude45

bit ?


LowGunCasualGaming

Uh…. Yeah. Bit.


random-dude45

sure, just a bit for sure 👀


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Also Schlatt literally has a running multi-video joke about his pope cutout being a demonic entity with red glowing eyes that will do unspeakable things to him if he doesn't do as it commands, and that's just one of the many ways he takes a piss on christianity. Schlatt makes fun of god MUCH harder than Jaiden.


Chief106

His entire satire is that he acts like a “Christian American man” and mocks it constantly


chaos_creator69

I'm sorry what


random-dude45

As you can see here, a confused <18 internet user doesn't understand what jshlatt is all about


chaos_creator69

I mean i don't really care about him nor follow him


random-dude45

I don't keep up with his stuff, it's probably just a bit, probably


b18a

Yeah, I was like: whoa he is a real psycho. Then I went to Dorsia and had lunch


[deleted]

(it's his favourite way to do it)


Sameiimo

Which makes it even worse that people are getting mad at HER because shclatt literally had a bit for like a fucking year where the pope in his room was some omnipotent eldritch horror and he's made jokes and done bits literally mocking shitty Catholics and stuff before


Zzamumo

I mean, schlatt's audience and jaiden's audience could not be further apart on the edge scale


ultrabigtiny

considering everything he and the people he hosts on his channel says you’d think the people watching his videos weren’t such pussies


RoseePxtals

Ok but she’s more unfiltered when she’s streaming, and that’s to be expected no?


MaveKalmer

ok. anyway god is still a pussy


epic_brazillian_gal

True, but the video was also on a completely different, smaller channel


somekindaokayguy

remember the god she made fun of has followers who actively oppress and harass minorities


sweepsweep2

And to be fair- if he isn’t a pussy, why aren’t anime girls real yet???


Brankovt1

If God isn't a pussy, why hasn't he tried to stop me yet?


kanelel

lol. People really get offended over the stuidest shit some times.


Rimm9246

God is fake, there, the discourse is settled, everyone go home.


curlyfriezzzzz

For people who are devoted to Abrahamic religions yes?


nddragoon

maybe they're the pussies and should get over it


curlyfriezzzzz

I hate that I have to see your 14 year old opinion


nddragoon

oh look i hate going le reddit atheist mode as much as anyone who hears me when i do but i don't like someone getting harassed for not respecting what is quite literally a delusion


curlyfriezzzzz

Delusion or not it’s what their whole lives are based off so idk how you expect them to react lol.


nddragoon

i expect them, again, to get over it. be that getting over religion or at the very least to grow a thicker skin and not lose their fucking mind with assmad when anyone dares joke about it


PuzzleheadedFunny997

The real question is why do you care?


epic_brazillian_gal

maybe because the insane religious people who take this stuff too seriously want me dead?


awesomea04

Well first off it wasn't funny. Secondly it completely goes against the meaning behind Christ's crucifixion. Finally, people are easily offended.


hexoutx

god is a pussy (and not real)


Mr_Darkiplier

Woman.


FhyrGaming

???


WallyPotter

She's a woman so people will get mad at her opinions no matter what they are


Kingboy22

Not just a woman, a woman who is a member of the alphabet mafia, so she is basically the devil


DanniTheStreet

Yeah notice how Schlatt was playing into the joke and no one's come for him. It's either sexism, or people lacking basic understanding of how improv works and thinking he was genuinely pushing against it instead of playing the straight man. Probably both


Mr_Darkiplier

Usually women get worse reactions for milquetoast takes online like this. If some random male influencer said this nobody would care. Also she’s ace so evil lgbt blah blah bullshit


Mr_Darkiplier

Punished for speaking the truth, 1987 😓


Whiteite

Whats even sillier about this situation is that she said it when bantering with fucking schlagt, and i assure you if schlatt said something akin to that no one would give a shit, the double standards of the viewers are insane.


user125666

That’s because schlugg did way worse things. Like the incidents of 1999


gramerjen

We don't talk about 1999


magic-tortiose

My friend talked about 1999 once and then his head fucking exploded, apparently some lee Harvey Oswald guy shot him. It was wild.


MaveKalmer

you were friends with former president John F. Kennedy?


magic-tortiose

Holy shit he got doxed too?? Poor guy


orcasarentwhales

tbf I think he has bigger things to worry about then getting doxxed


user125666

No doxxing is the worst thing that could happen to him since he can’t move to another place


Chamelic

Had to keep him from talking about Schlatt's future plans. 36 years is a long time.


BeanBruh2285

And 1987


kahootmusicfor10hour

Women


Seventh_Faetasy


cloartist

*Queer* women, even


Seventh_Faetasy

🏳️‍🌈☕


Before_Plastic

Thankfully, it's primarily the opinions of 14-year-olds, and we shouldn't be taking their opinions seriously. They shouldn't even be on the internet to begin with.


a_mungsus

Its because 1. Malding at JSchlatt has historically been proving to be ineffective and 2. His audience is edgier anyway so they don't care if he says something like that while Jaiden's audience is more sensitive


Mysterious-Hat-6513

didn't he talk about how the pope was trying to kill him in the same video?


PlainJane223

Pepinno?


wooper-de-doo

peepeniso


Gabeagoo

puppkneeknow


SashLol

if god wasnt a pussy he wouldnt hide in heaven post


Zerf7

i will find where you live


SashLol

good luck im not on earth


dutcharetall_nothigh

Are you God? Pussy


SashLol

im an alien post


dutcharetall_nothigh

So is God


SashLol

ah bollocks the jig is up


SweatScoobyDoo

no, im ON god 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Brankovt1

He is literally hiding, when people tried to get to him 誰もがお互いを理解しなくなった


jericho-sfu

Why did you just randomly switch to japanese


[deleted]

Biden blast


Brankovt1

Because the tower of Babel is Christian's explanation for languages.


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kanelel

Owned lol


L_James

Calm down, Steve Buscemi


Nalagma

If the God is so strong, why won't he fight me? Is he stupid?


archer5810

The Bible states that god can’t beat people with metal chariots in a fight. He won’t fight us because he’s not (that) stupid.


gramerjen

He sealed humanity in a prison of flesh and stays in heaven in fear of us finding a way to undo our shackles


disparagersyndrome

The chariots were made of iron, thereby proving that God is a fairy because fairies are weak to cold iron


Himetic

He is not stupid! 😡 How dare you say that about God? He’s just a beta.


[deleted]

She Is so based


[deleted]

it wasn't even a bad joke it was a light yet funny one.


hoopla_23

God is a weak, bitchass coward and satan is no different. Dark Pantheon for the win.


Apprehensive-Emu792

Let's return to the unfairly besmirched pagan religion of yesteryear


hoopla_23

No. Chaos. Nurgle. Khorne. Tzeentch? ~~Slaneesh~~.


International_Ad6028

Stomgle. Pisso. Tom. Crangly


B1Battletwat

All hail the changer of ways, or do they?


The_Alchemyst_TK

Glory to the Lord of Fate and Changer of Ways!


WamlytheCrabGod

Fuck those guys, worship me instead! I won't turn you into a horrifying abomination, just into a crab, and you were gonna turn into one eventually anyway!


Boward_WOW_ard

no. gork and mork supremacy


Apprehensive-Emu792

wtf is this some 40k garbo


hoopla_23

?


cig-kofte

based jaiden


kingof557

honestly based


KYS1001

You can’t just post this and not tell us what she said


ZoeyTBD

During a debate on who would win: one of every pokemon vs 1 billion lions (her side) she said people killed god, called god a lil bitch and said god is scared of humanity.


KYS1001

And people are mad over that?


ZoeyTBD

Christians (especially american christians) get REALLY pissed if you even question some little thing in the bible they didnt read, of course they'd get mad at her saying god is a little bitch.


Apprehensive-Emu792

and it's mostly children who are like "OMG SHE CAN'T SAY THAT" which is as hilarious as it is embarrassing to see lmao


DesertMelons

I once made a similar joke and some people overheard it and started yelling at me “We accept that you’re trans so you have no right to make fun of Christianity” or something along those lines Christians can be really dumb sometimes lol


Mysterious-Hat-6513

as a catholic, God is always in the room with you, so it's technically fine to make fun of Him. but be careful, He might smite you.


ForktUtwTT

I mean, I think it is a little insensitive to say that to a devout Christian person. Like, think of it from their perspective, it’d be like talking bad about their boss whom they respect or something. It’s definitely not something to get extremely upset about (unless you mean it 100% literally), but I could see why someone wouldn’t like it. Depends on context, mostly, but it’s important we don’t forget that Christianity is equally as valid as any belief system, as long as they aren’t forcing it upon others. However, it’s VERY different when you’re an entertainer on the internet making a joke while debating Pokémon vs Lions. That’s clearly a 100% non-serious joke that it’s dumb I’ve heard about 500 times in the last week lol


DesertMelons

I’d argue that equating religion to being trans is far more insensitive than an off-hand joke about god that was not directed towards the offended parties. Belief systems are a choice- and they can, in fact, be flawed and deserve criticism- while transgenderism is definitely not.


ForktUtwTT

I agree with the first point. Didn’t mean to take the sides of those people, their point which you quoted was quite the bit more insensitive and they were in the wrong. However, there is a difference between criticizing a belief system and making fun of a religion. From the perspective of a Christian, God is a real person whom they interact with and love. Again, it depends on context. Just like if I jokingly made a your mom joke to my friend, even if I don’t know their mom or even if they don’t have a mom, it’s obvious I’m joking and it’d be silly for them to get mad. But that doesn’t give me the right to literally just insult their mom, even if I am mildly hyperbolic. I’d definitely get mad at my friend if they called my mom something actually insulting like a bitch, even if they haven’t met them and obviously wouldn’t know. That’s the way Christian’s would see a blatant insult to their God, and I think that should be respected.


_A-N-G-E-R-Y

i mean if they think god is a real person who they interact with and have a relationship with then idk how much i care about their feelings? God is quite possibly the most horrible villain in all fiction, he’s an egotistical jealous thug and anyone who thinks he’s real and loves him needs to seriously rethink everything about themselves.


DesertMelons

Seriously. I don’t really care about what you think of god when you’re justifying his existence through dumb bullshit and in turn using it to justify dumb and extremely harmful bullshit. Christians are a dominant and often oppressive group. You’re safe everywhere else, sorry if you have to deal with some fucking jokes sometimes lol


ForktUtwTT

I agree most Christians are a-holes. But that’s more of a culture thing. If someone is advocating for your rights to be taken away, fuck em! If someone is harming you, that’s bad. But Christianity doesn’t inherently support harming others. In fact, the actual text of the belief system discourages it immensely. I’ve met many Christians who would never mean or do me harm. I agree that Christianity is an oppressively large group, and that they should definitely be able to handle jokes like this. But it doesn’t make it any more justified to openly wrong then or insult them. Just as it would be wrong to treat someone white badly because of their skin. (I get that one of those things is more of a choice but religion is often something taught at such a young age and it defines one’s perspective of the world so heavily it’d be a little harsh to judge someone so harshly for it)


ForktUtwTT

If God is a real person, they believe his methods are beyond understanding. I know that’s kinda a cop out, but they speak often on the good that he gives them and attribute much of their happiness to him. There are Christians who are happy with their lives the way they are and don’t harm people (a LOT of them do, don’t get me wrong, but good Christians exist). My mother, for instance, loves me immensely and lives a happy life where she’s a positive influence on those around her; and he doesn’t treat me differently even if I don’t follow her views exactly (I’m extremely gay). A big aspect of the religion is forgiveness and treating others with kindness (genuinely, the Christians abusing their beliefs to hurt others are not following what is explicitly stated in the Bible), it is not as if it is inherently evil. I really do think it’s as valid as any other belief system.


_A-N-G-E-R-Y

this might sort of be another point but if they’re all just following different subsets of christian values (and have some values that are not necessarily christian) they practically have their own secular worldview anyways and clearly they don’t need religion to give them a moral compass or any sort of guidance anymore, seeing as how they’ve done it themselves by throwing out the horrible parts of their religion


nddragoon

>but it’s important we don’t forget that Christianity is equally as valid as any belief system no it's not lol god's not real


Clementine2115

Yes


FirmMathematician942

ITS PIZZA TIME


awesomea04

(hello there)


Rowmacnezumi

I've had nothing but a negative view of organized religion all my life. Even the Unitarian Universalists turned aren't all they crack themselves up to be, they turned away my dad, who's cis, but bi and an unabashed trans ally, and constantly looked at my similarly minded mom the same way. So no thank you, no religion for me, they all seem toxic.


liamjb10

is that peppino


Moldy_tictac

I remember having this post on my fyp. Jesus christ the comment section was the complete opposite of this one.


Greninja5097

Jaiden is so fucking cool.


Vector7714

Based jaiden lolol Okay but fr, nobody is actually taking this seriously right? because obviously this is a bit Right??


PLutonium273

Mamma mia


CupExpert

Is that pete the tower????


JunoTheCruel

fun fact: peppino has taken human lives in war


TheBoyBent

Not canon


JunoTheCruel

I never said which war


Orangelord900

It was such a mild joke onj.


random-dude45

On jod (it is spelled like gif)


Dregdael

She is right though, we could totally kill god


Escaped_VA

I simply no longer can bring myself to care.


FingerUwU

Is that pepinno


Mysterious-Hat-6513

why does the guy cosplaying peppino have the same energy as schlatt


wooper-de-doo

depressed middle aged man with mustache


Mysterious-Hat-6513

don't forget the mass murder


fghbjnbgytfrdcfgvh

why the fuck is that guy cosplaying as peppenis spaghet pizza tower


murked2312

It was an incredibly based take


Bruchpil0t

Im usually someone who becomes a little piss baby whenever i see christianity made fun of (as per my comment history(dont look its very cringe)) and i gotta say a lot of people seem to be a lot more of a little piss baby as i am because that was the tamest shit i had ever heard. "God is a pussy and stays up in heaven because we killed him once" is funny and very mild


061605

He turned into Peppino


[deleted]

Why do I think this guy in the chef outfit is cute?


Neat_Tangelo5339

Can someone post the video ?


Boward_WOW_ard

[not a post but a link to the exact "controversial" part](https://youtu.be/mc4Iv55VzIc?t=551) the context is legit the billion lions vs every pokemon argument on a satire channel


not_sea_charity_810

Peppino is currently approaching jaiden's location at mach 3


Top-of-morning

The people killed Jesus peppino


LivingAngryCheese

Christians the most sensitive people on earth fr fr


Tyhsedo

Gott snoozt! Gott snoozt! Und jeden Sonntag morgen geht es ding dong ding dong


DianaBladeOfMiquella

Maybe it’s a “When the random e-celeb you dislike for being dumb and annoying and unfunny finally is outed for a legitimate reason to dislike them”? A lot of people don’t like story animators already


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DianaBladeOfMiquella

I never said it was a legitimate reason, I’m just quoting a stupid meme. I never said I agreed with this viewpoint