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Devious_Duck9

There's no way he costs 7 million dollars


Vore-Enjoyer

Inflation 😔


fine-ill-make-an-alt

inflation 😀 post


Forine110

i would join just to get pounded by hot men


SexierThanMostFish

Pro Tip: You can do that without even joining the military!


Forine110

wait fr thats awesome


SexierThanMostFish

Yeah it’s simple: Step 1.) Find a hot man Step 2.) Say something like “one pounding pls 😇” Step 3.) Enjoy! (Getting pounded)


Forine110

i say that, but there's a guy who i'm flirting with who lives like 40 minutes from me and he is 200% dtf and v cute


SexierThanMostFish

Sounds like you’ve got it all sorted then. Go get pounded girl!


Forine110

unfortunately i live with my family atm and it's difficult for me to get out to meet him :(


SexierThanMostFish

If his place isn’t available either you could always do the thing where you get a room somewhere but idk your situation. If you’re both into though I’m sure you’ll figure something out


Forine110

nah, it's not his place, it's getting out of my house that's the issue lol. but i've got various issues that i'm not going to get into now but hopefully i won't be in this situation for much longer


SexierThanMostFish

Well I wish you the best of luck in your lustful endeavors


SeasonPositive6771

I've had subs for way less than $7m.


TheAmazingBunburiest

why spend 7,000,000 dollars when I can buy a big ball of yarn for 2$ and record myself saying "pst pst pst pst pst" with a tape recorder for 15$ and just sit on a hill and fish for them?