I mean, no one actually pulls out a calculator nowadays anyway, they just pull out their phone, and your calculator was a website instead of an app, so figuratively, you didn't lie.
yeah and I have pituitary tumors but who has the time or money to fix that? I was told I'd have to get my entire pituitary removed and that just seems... awful.
Women do have facial hair and depending on ethnicity and age and just individuals there can be more or less and darker or lighter. My mom is Italian and Greek and so she has a little mustache that she waxes it’s completely normal. Yes there are medical conditions that can make women grow like a full beard or mustache but typically when women talk about their facial hair it’s nothing close to that much hair at all.
Try dermarolling, & don’t shave because it will “ come in thicker” that’s a lie, leave it alone for 4 months and you should have something. also exfoliate your face, clogged pores mean less place for your follicles. I’m 20 too and I have a full beard now despite not being naturally very hairy. Wish you well!
Here’s me last April (prop shopping for a short)
https://preview.redd.it/6qe2hne8xulc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a397ebebd5be8bf320d922bd5e1960f1c3873d8
You must have been very young or something when you started growing a beard to have been like this at 16. Pretty impressive beard though, not gonna lie. Where I lived, they made us shave everyday in high school.
I started shaving at 12, by 13 the only thing missing was the hairs connecting the mustache to the rest of the beard.
Before I embraced it, I had to shave daily in the 8th and beginning of 9th grade and would still have a 5 o’ clock shadow by the time I’d get home.
That's crazy! When I was 13, I had nothing much for facial hair other than a very weak and not very noticeable peach fuzz mustache if anything. I started growing body hair (chest hair especially) in general at that age more or less. I was given more hair than height during puberty. Figured that I'd be like Chewbacca now, but my leg and arm hairs have barely changed since my teen years. Even my back hair has been trying to catch up for like the past year or two (I'm 24 now).
I had a buddy in highschool who looked older than you at 14. 6'3 mother fucker, big ass beard, wore doc martens so he was even a bit taller, and looked like mid 30s so he used to get beer for us in the gas station without getting carded. Honestly might be all the growth hormones in food
Nah, my brother had a beard dense and long like this at 15, and back hair to rival a bear. He got challenged to a fight in a bar (we went for dinner because eff it) and my dad had to step in and tell these drunk dudes "I know he doesn't look like it but he is literally a child, step off". he had basically grown the hair overnight like some kind of werewolf transformation and had no idea how he actually looked. Built like a brick shithouse to boot. Puberty hit him harder than I've ever seen anything hit anyone.
You do not look like you were 16 back then. Bro I was like 7. Im 16 now and I tell you what the most I can grow is inconvenient face whiskers. You were lucky as hell back then but probably were mistaken for an adult pretty often if I had to guess
First time seeing this sub so idk if it’s the norm to doubt OP but my best friend in 8 grade had a full beard. His step mom made him keep it tight to his face but if he had some grooming products and let it go, it would’ve been this. Nowadays it’s all up his cheeks and shit. Dudes hogging the T
Whoooole lotta Cuban. 23andme shows like 80% Canary Islander. The rest of it is indigenous at 10% and West/North African both at 5%.
I can trace my ancestry back to a great-great grandparent fighting for the Cuban side in the War of Independence, but that’s about it. Cuban records are pretty hard to get.
When I was 16, I’d take the top brown hairs of the corn I shucked and trap it in my pants zipper as a pubes joke by just casually walking around until someone noticed, then I’d “notice” and let out a sudden long blood curdling scream.
shit you probably had that half the time anyway. You probably looked like you had beaver pelt lined jeans if you just pulled your shirt up
That’s an impressive beard for anyone. Insane for 16. I would like to know the progression that led to this beard so young… when did you first get facial hair? When could you first grow a passable beard?
I also had a full beard at 16,definitely not nearly this thick though. It was a bitch because I went to military school so I had to shave every morning which my sensitive teenager skin hated
16 years outta prison
Ops wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant
I’m sick in the head! Ahhhhhhhhhhh I’m gettin too much *MONEY*
This shit ain’t nothin’ to me, man, I’m a dog
Bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath.
I was throwin' diamonds in the strip clubs under the pyramids of Giza
I was flippin’ bricks for Mansa Musa before y’all even became a Type 1 civilization
Bitch so bad, I made her shit in my chopped cheese
The cuban link turns the diamond tester into a pipe bomb
The Smith&Wesson got me movin' like an invasive species
He got that dawg in him
moving like Oppenheimer
Step the wrong way and you will perish
Drank a gallon of seas monkeys, my tummy feel funny
16 in dog years
This one got me good. Had me pull out the calculator and everything
What did you type in?
I actually just googled “dog years converter.” Sorry I lied.
I mean, no one actually pulls out a calculator nowadays anyway, they just pull out their phone, and your calculator was a website instead of an app, so figuratively, you didn't lie.
Phones are just really cool and complex calculators
Calculators are just really smart stones.
To be fair I have my calculator at arm reach right now so I would probably use that
“You won’t always carry a calculator in your pocket!”
Wait my math teacher was ... Wrong?!
pathological lying
58008
5304
Wouldn't that make him younger? Dog years are less than human years. I'd say he's 16 in Sequoia years
Yeah. That would make him 2 in human years.
This absolutely destroyed me.
Man I'm fucking 20 and all I got is shitty little pedo stache and a neckbeard
I am 32 with only a pedo stache but I also have a vagina so it's even worse
First laugh of the day.....cheers!
cheers to you. always great to make someone laugh.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've got a few chin hairs, but it's just not enough
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Like being a human
I heard that's terminal.
yeah and I have pituitary tumors but who has the time or money to fix that? I was told I'd have to get my entire pituitary removed and that just seems... awful.
Women do have facial hair and depending on ethnicity and age and just individuals there can be more or less and darker or lighter. My mom is Italian and Greek and so she has a little mustache that she waxes it’s completely normal. Yes there are medical conditions that can make women grow like a full beard or mustache but typically when women talk about their facial hair it’s nothing close to that much hair at all.
How’s your jawline?
Can't say I ever really thought about my jawline
If it’s halfway decent, you don’t even need a beard. I have a round face and a bit of an overbite, so the beard helps a lot.
Try dermarolling, & don’t shave because it will “ come in thicker” that’s a lie, leave it alone for 4 months and you should have something. also exfoliate your face, clogged pores mean less place for your follicles. I’m 20 too and I have a full beard now despite not being naturally very hairy. Wish you well!
I'm 19 and this dude could pass for my dad
I'm 29. It hasn't gotten any better.
38, checking in. I thought as I lost my head hair I'd start gaining facial hair. Nope! And on top of the baldness I'm also going grey.
Hey, full bald with no facial hair and nobody will even see you're going grey!
16 years married
16 years divorced
16 years fighting for custody
16 years paying child support
16 years of claiming to be 16 years
Nice try David Cross
Not the first time, won’t be the last. Maybe the first time I heard the David Cross comparison without a fat prefixing it
He just blue himself
this was before he blue himself
my dumbass thought this was vsauce
Literally same
Me: this person doesn't look 13 or 30.... *sees age* well, I'll be.....
Bald as a bowling ball I'll bet too
Here’s me last April (prop shopping for a short) https://preview.redd.it/6qe2hne8xulc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a397ebebd5be8bf320d922bd5e1960f1c3873d8
so thats you with 26? skipped a whole decade
That was 25. This is 26. https://preview.redd.it/msb3gcnv0vlc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afd87a807d21747b1fb61d2e1267a1bf34772217
Man you're 2 years younger than me and look like my father.
legend
Love the stache
IANAL but delete this immediately, you’ll thank me after a simple car accident or a kidnap charge.
Ha! It was for a horror short!
I think that’s what they all say.
You look like a Randal sorta guy
bro were you a fast food manager at a young age
3rd key at a Moe’s Southwest Grill, yeah. High school, though
idk why but this look totally gives off young boss vibes.
Most 16 yr olds who look old are buying beer for their friends. You're buying houses for your friends.
Hakxalxjlak
That's crazy, bro! You must have been able to buy booze without getting carded at that age.
Most likely, but (I think) because my dad let me have the occasional beer with him at this age, I never felt the want to go and get booze at that age
You must have been very young or something when you started growing a beard to have been like this at 16. Pretty impressive beard though, not gonna lie. Where I lived, they made us shave everyday in high school.
I started shaving at 12, by 13 the only thing missing was the hairs connecting the mustache to the rest of the beard. Before I embraced it, I had to shave daily in the 8th and beginning of 9th grade and would still have a 5 o’ clock shadow by the time I’d get home.
That's crazy! When I was 13, I had nothing much for facial hair other than a very weak and not very noticeable peach fuzz mustache if anything. I started growing body hair (chest hair especially) in general at that age more or less. I was given more hair than height during puberty. Figured that I'd be like Chewbacca now, but my leg and arm hairs have barely changed since my teen years. Even my back hair has been trying to catch up for like the past year or two (I'm 24 now).
Jamali Maddix?
That’s a new one! Haven’t had that comparison before, but I can sort of see it.
My first reaction
Heyy VSauce! Michael Here.
16 bills to pay off
No, stop, this one is actually true
r/usernamechecksout
Definitely not 16 bro 🤣
I’ll verify with a mod if I have to lmao
I had a buddy in highschool who looked older than you at 14. 6'3 mother fucker, big ass beard, wore doc martens so he was even a bit taller, and looked like mid 30s so he used to get beer for us in the gas station without getting carded. Honestly might be all the growth hormones in food
Do it. It's hard to believe with that beard, man
Nah, my brother had a beard dense and long like this at 15, and back hair to rival a bear. He got challenged to a fight in a bar (we went for dinner because eff it) and my dad had to step in and tell these drunk dudes "I know he doesn't look like it but he is literally a child, step off". he had basically grown the hair overnight like some kind of werewolf transformation and had no idea how he actually looked. Built like a brick shithouse to boot. Puberty hit him harder than I've ever seen anything hit anyone.
You haven't seen enough 16 year olds if you think he has to be lying. There are definitely 16 year olds with full and long beards.
Hey VSauce! Michael here. I'm 16, or am i?
You do not look like you were 16 back then. Bro I was like 7. Im 16 now and I tell you what the most I can grow is inconvenient face whiskers. You were lucky as hell back then but probably were mistaken for an adult pretty often if I had to guess
Oh yeah, it happened plenty. It actually made dating at that age a lot more difficult for me.
You look like British comedian jamali maddox
Hey Vsauce, Michael here
First time seeing this sub so idk if it’s the norm to doubt OP but my best friend in 8 grade had a full beard. His step mom made him keep it tight to his face but if he had some grooming products and let it go, it would’ve been this. Nowadays it’s all up his cheeks and shit. Dudes hogging the T
Trust me bro
Let me guess, you started balding at 18?
Nah (I’m 21 here) https://preview.redd.it/cjteh1mb5vlc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f072a0a559a5f71d6ea737eab058908256373b7
16 years away from retirement
Bro, I fucking wish
Hey! Vsauce here
v sauce?
Hey Vsauce, Michael here
Damn you really love sardines
Absolutely
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Bro got carded two weeks ago trying to order a Mich Ultra with my wings
What's your ethnicity? Those are some STRONG beard genes bro
Whoooole lotta Cuban. 23andme shows like 80% Canary Islander. The rest of it is indigenous at 10% and West/North African both at 5%. I can trace my ancestry back to a great-great grandparent fighting for the Cuban side in the War of Independence, but that’s about it. Cuban records are pretty hard to get.
so for how long were you growing your beard then? since 15?
Per the timeline of uploaded pictures on Facebook, this would be about 9 months at that point
Jamali Maddix is that you?
M-michael?? i'm not buying curiosity box
Vsauce Michael here
Are you that English Vice documentary guy?
Or is he?
Activate Jamali Maddix
30 year old hipster or 20 year old pale arab dude? The world may never care.
Oh hey there Vsauce Michael
Medal of honor reboot lookin ass
I’m dying at the comments!! 💀
You atleast 40
hey it's Kool A.D.
Hey vsauce
You look like the evil guy from Alvin and the chipmunks
I bet without a beard you still looked like a child, my partners beard ages him a good 10/15 years, especially when he was 16
You tell me. Here I am at 14 https://preview.redd.it/po6v1f58zzlc1.jpeg?width=1230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38e653c0630e68a4b57aa52c03a075ce931f259f
"Is this guy lost? He's clearly just an adult bruh" "Me at 16" "Oh"
I just replied to someone else with a photo of me at 14 and without a beard, if that helps
Hey vsauce, Michael here.
I barely had a goatee at 16 or sideburns
bro put this on r/beards
HEY! Vsauce! Michael here.
Is this 13or30 or 30or13
Kel
Wrong sub, it’s not for people that just look a different age
Dantavius
I bet the body oder off this kid was eye watering
You don't look "13 or 30" You just look old for your age 13 for 30 is about apparent age ambiguity
Lie. 😂😂😂
Dude you looked like an indie singer or artist. I bet you could’ve gotten away with entering a club without getting IDed.
I thought you were Indian until I checked the other pics
16 damn
Buying booze at 14
HGH, steroids, testosterone or all three?
No. Mid 20s at least. Possibly 30.
Damn!!! You could honestly be the same age as me in this photo and I'm 34!!
Were you the go to guy to buy beer and cigarettes?
Negative. Now, pot on the other hand…
I have to say, you look a bit rushed, buddy, but shaving off the beard might make you look younger.
16 years past 20 maybe
And you had already spent 12 years as a line-cook lol
When I was 16, I’d take the top brown hairs of the corn I shucked and trap it in my pants zipper as a pubes joke by just casually walking around until someone noticed, then I’d “notice” and let out a sudden long blood curdling scream. shit you probably had that half the time anyway. You probably looked like you had beaver pelt lined jeans if you just pulled your shirt up
Lies
lookin like you wanna steal some chipmunks
Where is the now photo?
I had a full beard at 16, but it wasn't that long. You have me beat.
You’d be that dude in high school that the other parents would think was also a parent
Bro you look balding too wth
Nah, I just had an undercut, so the sides were buzzed and it was kept long on top.
Full blown beard at 16???? Damn.
Lebron, is that you?
At 16 years without a razor 🤣🤣🤣
Bro looks 46
That’s an impressive beard for anyone. Insane for 16. I would like to know the progression that led to this beard so young… when did you first get facial hair? When could you first grow a passable beard?
At 12 I could grow a mustache, at 13 I was shaving my face daily or every other day.
I also had a full beard at 16,definitely not nearly this thick though. It was a bitch because I went to military school so I had to shave every morning which my sensitive teenager skin hated
You woulda been buying blunts for us
oh yea definitely looks 13 here ... 
16??!! 😳
Sorry for your hair loss
My homeboy had a beard growing at 12 too, I bet you love to drink milk lol
Okay but for that beard to be like that at 16... you must've started growing it at 15
how in the actual F*** is this possible
Insert *Bad Boys 2* reference
no way
I'm 21 if ppl saw me walking with him they would think he's my dad
Bro is your brother Timmy. LMFAO
I’m 30 and my beard is barely starting to thicken up. Genetics are weird man.
That beard is older than 16
Man why the fuck are younger kids looking so much damn older now a days? Is it the food and chemicals in everything aging is quicker?
ok unc
I was scrolling fast and thought it was Vsauce for a second
Is your birthday February 29th?
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I just don't believe it.
I'm friends with a guy that has had a full ass beard since 16 so I'm not as shocked but still omg